The Real Jump Scare Is“So What Are You Doing Now?"
Horror movies have background music.
Relatives don’t.
You’re peacefully eating biryani at a family function.
Suddenly, from behind you—
“So… what are you doing now?”
No warning. No soundtrack. Just direct attack.
Before you answer, another one joins.
“Government job tried?”
“What about doing MBA ?”
“My neighbour’s son is in US.”
“He’s earning in dollars.”
Congratulations. You are now being compared to a stranger who doesn’t even know you exist.
Relatives don’t ask questions. They conduct interviews.
“What’s your salary?”
“What’s your plan?”
“When are you settling?” - Settling where? Mars?
The best part is their confidence.
They will suggest careers like they’re distributing free samples.
“Just write UPSC.”
“IT field very easy.” “Bank exam is simple.”
Yes aunty. Very simple. That’s why lakhs of people struggle every year.
And somehow, after 20 minutes of motivational torture, you smile and nod like a respectful citizen.
Because arguing is risky. But biryani is important.
And that, my friends, is why career advice from relatives is not guidance —it’s a full horror franchise.
