Concerns
Hello!
My name is Tory!…
And I was pouring some coffee into a mug while chatting with some of my friends at a friend of mine named Flick’s abode; but then, suddenly!, the mug that I was pouring the coffee into said, “Thanks for the coffee!…
And now I’m breaking out of here to go and mug some folks!…” and then I said, “You’re just doing a play on words, right?…
I mean you’re not actually gonna mug anybody, are you?…” and then the mug said, “Maybe it depends on how you define mugging!…
I mean, if I were to take that wallet over there and threaten to splash hot coffee all over anyone who might try n’ stop me then would that mean that whoever owns that wallet just got mugged?…” and then my friend Vic said, “Oh, come on!…
I mean, at least the goalpost just walked away from us and didn’t get all feisty and whatnot!…” and then Vic quickly removed everything that was inside of his wallet; and then he tossed the wallet towards the mug and said, “Are you happy now?, oh mug person?…” and then the mug grinned happily and said, “Haha!…
I just mugged you, man!…
That’s awesome!…” and then the mug picked up the empty wallet and raced! away! from Flick’s abode!…; and then I said, “That was good thinking to just remove all of the important stuff from your wallet so that that mug person could still get all excited about mugging you without you actually losing anything important, Vic!…” and then Vic said, “Thanks, Tory!…
Though I don’t like this new development of aggression coming from random objects who are coming to life, and this is causing me to become more nervous about what might happen in the future if more of these objects keep on unexpectedly coming to life!…” and then my friend Jenna said, “Though is it really even unexpected anymore when objects start coming to life?…
I mean, now it’s happened with doors, goalposts, cans of peas, and more!…; and so it’s almost like it’s just a regular and unsurprising thing that just kinda happens now!…” and then Flick said, “Very true, very true…
Though Vic’s concerns about the aggressive behavior that that mug was exhibiting do seem to be worthy of some pretty serious consideration…; especially since you aren’t a vampire yet, Jenna; and so that mug could’ve actually injured you if that mug has splashed coffee onto you!…” and then my friend Tracy said, “Not to downplay any potential risks that might exist or anything like that, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the mug person wasn’t actually the type to follow through on aggressive threats; and so if I’m correct then that mug was being more of a comedian than anything…” and then I said, “That‘s an interesting theory…
And perhaps Wandy can enlighten us as to what was truly going on with that mug’s aggressive behavior!…” and then I got out the magic wand who was nestled inside of my sweater; and then I waved the wand around and said, “Hello, Wandy!…
Do you happen to have any thoughts about whether that mug would’ve actually followed through on the violent threats that they made?…” and then Wandy said, “Oh, that mug was just trolling y’all big time!…
I mean, they wouldn’t’ve even taken that wallet of Vic’s if Vic hadn’t taken everything out of it and tossed it over to them!…
And, I mean, it was still theft for them to take off with the wallet, but the mug’s intent was still trolling and wasn’t theft…” and then Vic said, “Interesting…
Though being trolled by random objects isn’t exactly fun either…
Hmph!…” and then Jenna said, “And I suppose that even though it was just trolling this does still make me more tempted to become a vampire than I was just a few minutes ago…; though I’m still not quite willing to ask to be turned into a vampire yet at this point…” and then Tracy said, “Whenever you might happen to want to do it is fine with me!…
And if you never end up wanting to become a vampire then that’s fine with me too!…
I mean, it’s 100% your decision to make, my friend!…” and then Flick said, “Well…
100% her decision to make unless she gets super injured and is about to die and the only way to save her is to turn her into a vampire…
Because, I mean, I’m doing it no matter what if that ends up happening!…” and then Jenna said, “That makes sense!…
And I guess I’ll just go ahead and clear up any grey area that currently exists in regards to a situation like that by saying that you have my full permission to turn me into a vampire if I’m about to die from an injury and I’m unconscious or something and can’t tell you in the moment that I’m willing to become a vampire!…” and then Flick said, “Good to know!…
Though, of course, hopefully a situation like that won’t happen, because that’d be extremely scary and terrifying!…” and then I said, “I have a feeling that Jenna will probably decide to become a vampire before any horrific situations like that might try to arise, and so we thankfully almost certainly won’t end up in an insanely terrible situation like that, I think!…” and then Vic said, “Hopefully you’re correct!; and, plus, we can always superspeed Jenna out of bad situations if we’re nearby; and so, like, even if that mug had been serious in threatening us and had tried to splash Jenna with hot coffee I’m pretty confident that one of us would’ve superspeeded her away from the coffee before the coffee would’ve been able to actually hit her…” and then Flick said, “That’s probably true, for sure…; though we aren’t always around Jenna, and so even if we’re always that good at protecting her when we’re around her we’ll be helpless to protect her if she’s at home alone and a potentially dangerous object decides to come to life and start “trolling” her or something!…” and then Jenna said, “Hmmm…
Ya know what?…
I’m thinking that it’s pretty much inevitable at this point that I’m going to become a vampire eventually, and so I am now officially giving permission to turn me into a vampire…
I mean, since it’s gonna happen eventually it seems kinda silly to not do it now…; and, also, it’s within the realm of possibility that when we go to that magic show today the situation could end up getting dangerous; seeing as we are going to be trying to find an opportunity to talk to the magic show guy about things that could raise the eyebrows of some folks who might be pretty dangerous, even if the magic show guy himself doesn’t turn out to be dangerous at all…” and then Tracy said, “Excellent!…
And so shall I turn you into a vampire now then?…” and then Jenna said, “Now’s as good a time as any, I suppose!…” and then Tracy quickly! turned Jenna into a vampire!…; and so now instead of there being 1 magic wand, 1 regular human, and 4 vampires in Flick’s abode there was now 1 magic wand and 5 vampires inside of Flick’s abode…
