Magic
Hello!
My name is Tracy!
And I’m a vampire!; though I can look enough like a regular human that regular humans won’t know that I’m a vampire!
And I have a bat form too!
And thankfully I’m not the sort of vampire who needs to drink blood in order to survive!…
But, anyhoo…; one day I was leading leading 4 of my vampire friends and a wand friend of mine out of a cave that we’d been flying around in so that we could all head over to a magic show that was going to happen in a big city within the next half hour or so!…
My 4 vampire friends were named Jenna, Flick, Vic, and Tory; and my wand friend was named Wandy!…
But I digress…
And so then before long we had all exited the cave; and then us vampires all switched from being in our bat forms to being in our forms that made us look like regular humans; and then Tory placed Wandy into her sweater (which was where Wandy would often be when we were all traveling around in places that weren’t caves…; and then Jenna said, “And so now we superspeed over to the big city so that we can watch the magic show and find out whether this magic show guy actually knows how to do real magic or not?…” and then Tory said, “Sound good to me!…” and then Vic said, “And me too!…” and then Wandy said, “And me three!…” and then Flick said, “And me four!; and, of course, we also want to see if we can figure out whether ol’ Mage is the one who paid Heidi to pay Woody to build that tower that Woody’s in the process of building right now!…” and then I said, “Yes indeed!…
And, of course, we were also going to investigate whether he knows anything about Merlin and Morganna or not; but because we just encountered them in the cave a little while ago (and we know that Merlin is currently chasing after Morganna to try n’ capture her and put her into prison) that means that we don’t need to worry about whether this magic show guy knows anything about Merlin and Morganna or not!…” and then Vic said, “That’s a relief that that question has been answered, for sure!…” and then Tory said, “Though it’ll be much more of a relief if Merlin pays us a visit before long and informs us that Morganna has actually been imprisoned so that she won’t be a threat anymore!; because I know that Merlin’s more powerful than her and blah blah, but I’m still a bit nervous about the possibility that she’ll be able to avoid being captured by him…” and then Jenna said, “But first things first!; and the show’s gonna start soon!…” and then Flick said, “Well said, Jenna!…
And so I say that we superspeed over to the establishment where the magic show’s gonna be performed at in 3, 2, 1, zero!…” and then we quickly! superspeeded! over to the establishment where the magic show was going to be beginning before long; and then we all waited in line for a bit; and then within the next 10 minutes or so Tory, Vic, Flick, Jenna, and I had all bought tickets for the magic show; and, of course, Wandy hadn’t had to purchase a ticket because the salesperson who was selling the tickets hadn’t even realized that Wandy was alive!…; and so then the 6 of us all headed into the seating area; and then we claimed some seats that were located in a part of the seating area that would give us a very good view of the stage once the magic show would begin!…; and then before long the magic show began!…; and Mage was now walking around on the stage and smoking a pipe and saying, “Ladies, gentlemen, and those who identify otherwise!…
Prepare for the magic that I’m about to perform with this glorious magical pipe of mine to blow your minds!…” and then suddenly! the pipe that he was smoking jumped! out of the magician’s mouth!; and then the pipe said, “You don’t get to perform tricks! with me anymore!…
I’m free now!…” and then the pipe dashed! off of the stage! as Mage said, “Oh no!…
Get back here, Pipey!, get back!…” and as Mage chased! after the pipe the audience roared! with laughter!; and many of the people who were in the audience began applauding too!…; and I laughed and applauded along with most of the folks who were in the audience with me…; but I also had a sneaking suspicion that Mage had not planned on that pipe escaping from him and that he was feeling very bewildered and confused about what had just happened during his magic show performance…
