Chapter 1 Not bad, very springy!
Chapter1 Not bad, very springy!
“Giggle...”
“Lord Demon Sovereign, do not be so impatient.”
“Come, allow this humble one to offer you another cup.”
...
“Ah!”
A sharp scream jolted Zhao Tian awake from his pleasant dream.
Dozens of pairs of eyes converged on the back of the classroom.
Drool dripped from the corner of Zhao Tian’s mouth, a lecherous grin was plastered on his face, and one demonic claw was tightly wrapped around his deskmate, Xia Yuxi.
Xia Yuxi hung her crimson, pretty face low, her fair and delicate little hands desperately trying to pry off Zhao Tian’s claw.
“Where is this?”
Zhao Tian was utterly bewildered.
He was surrounded by a group of youthful faces.
On the podium, a tall and slender woman with exquisite features glared furiously at him.
“Final Sprint for the College Entrance Exam! Push Through to Glory in One Go!”
“If there is a path to the azure heavens, we will reach it! We vow not to return without our names on the golden rank list!”
A familiar blackboard with striking slogans.
He should be in the Demon Palace right now!
He must have had too much to drink. That ten-thousand-year vintage from the Eastern Domain Immortal Clan was not to be indulged in greedily.
And that vixen from Qingqiu, the Nine-Tails, was truly wicked. She had promised an honest, open-hearted, all-night talk, but ended up forcing drink after drink until he was completely dead drunk.
His left hand clutched a piece of pink cloth that emitted a strange, faint fragrance.
His right hand?
Zhao Tian twitched the claws on his right side.
Not bad, very springy.
Xia Yuxi’s eyes welled up with mist, her gaze towards Zhao Tian full of grievance.
Zhao Tian froze. It was a somewhat familiar little face.
What a girl that inspires pity in anyone who sees her.
To think I would dream of the white moonlight of my youth, thousands of years later.
Compared to those seemingly young Saintesses and Immortal Maidens from the Immortal World, who might have already lived for millennia, the girl beside me is truly in the bloom of her youth.
It seems my mental state is still not perfect. To actually dream of returning to a time thousands of years ago.
Forget it. Just a drunken dream. Time to wake up now.
Zhao Tian’s right claw twitched again. He closed his eyes, intending to force an end to the dream.
The next moment, he opened his eyes.
A fair fist grew larger as it sped towards his face!
Thwack!
“Zhao Tian!”
The woman from the podium, that once nightmarish figure, his homeroom teacher nicknamed the Human-form Tyrannosaurus, the beautiful Tang Cairou, had somehow arrived right in front of him. Her fist, however, had greeted the bridge of his nose a step earlier.
A warm trickle slid down from his nostrils.
Zhao Tian wiped his nose. His hand came away stained bright red.
This dream is far too realistic!
I long since mastered my demonic arts and achieved a sage-like body. In the entire cultivation world, those who could injure my physical body could not even fill one hand. I haven’t experienced the feeling of being injured for over a thousand years. Kind of nostalgic, actually.
Tang Cairou sniffed. A peculiar, exotic fragrance drifted into her nostrils, making her head spin slightly and stirring a strange warmth in her heart.
“What are you holding? Hand it over!”
Tang Cairou snatched the piece of cloth from Zhao Tian’s hand. Shaking it open, she saw it was an exquisitely crafted, incredibly soft pink lingerie top.
“You damnable profligate! Pervert!”
A blush spread across Tang Cairou’s face as she lashed out with a whip-like kick.
Zhao Tian panicked!
The moment Tang Cairou lifted her leg, Zhao Tian instinctively tried to summon spiritual power for defense. But the result was stark.
The spiritual power within his body was gone!
Thwack! Zhao Tian was sent flying several meters with a fierce impact.
The intense, sharp pain proved this was not a dream!
Damn it all! I really have been reborn!
My cultivation?
My magical treasures?
My four peerlessly beautiful Empress wives!
And the three million beauties of various races residing in my Demon Palace!
Given my notorious reputation in the cultivation world, if the various powers and factions found out...
Zhao Tian, dragged by the ear by Tang Cairou, was hauled out into the corridor.
Listening to the wave of teasing from the classroom and the Tyrannosaurus’s scolding, Zhao Tian fell into deep thought.
I have been set up.
The method was incredibly subtle. Their aims must be significant!
This will not do!
I must begin cultivating immediately!
There are far too many matters waiting for me in the Immortal World.
And far too many people I cannot let go of!
Since the Heavenly Dao has not obliterated me, I shall use this chance to perfect my mental state!
Having clawed his way up over thousands of years, from a lowly, bottom-rung cultivator to become the number one demon in the cultivation world, Zhao Tian’s innate talent for cultivation was naturally terrifying!
With focus, no matter how harsh the environment, Zhao Tian was confident he could return to the peak.
At this moment, a fierce, blazing fighting spirit burned in Zhao Tian’s eyes.
It is merely cultivation!
I will simply do it all over again!
Anyone who dares stand in my way, I will exterminate their entire clan, nine generations back!
Seeing that unreliable old man of mine and that sister-from-different-parents again after thousands of years might actually be quite nice.
In my previous life, I was a reckless, ignorant fool, fell victim to schemes, and entered the cultivation world by mistake without even a chance to bid them farewell. The family’s situation seemed pretty dire back then, too.
That became a slight, lingering crack in my Dao Heart.
This life, I, Zhao Tian, the ‘Tian’ who defies the heavens!
The number one demon of the cultivation world!
The existence that makes all races tremble in fear!
Has returned!
Living a second life, all those who plotted against me, who conspired against my Zhao Family, prepare yourselves to face this Sovereign’s boundless wrath!
Slam!
The sound of the classroom door closing shut interrupted Zhao Tian’s thoughts.
“Zhao Tian, what is your excuse?” Tang Cairou’s anger had not subsided in the slightest.
“Excuse? Why would I need an excuse?” Zhao Tian looked utterly unperturbed.
If he had been fully conscious at the time, he definitely would not have reached out with his claws. A dignified Demon Sovereign like him would not harbor any improper thoughts about a mere mortal girl who had not even fully matured.
But, what was done was done. There was no need for excuses!
“You!” Tang Cairou’s chest heaved violently, clearly incensed.
She felt a pang of regret!
Back then, she must have been out of her mind, giving up her life as the young lady of the prestigious Tang Family to come to this insignificant little place, Jiang City.
Facing a bunch of mischievous brats every day, her temper was getting worse and worse.
And these kids even had the audacity to give her the nickname ‘Human-form Tyrannosaurus’ behind her back!
This Zhao Tian was the most troublesome of them all!
Relying on his family’s small company, worth a few hundred million, he stirred up trouble constantly. This time, he actually dared to harass a female classmate right in front of her!
He must be expelled. I cannot allow him to remain here and continue to harm others.
“Zhao Tian, I know your mind is not on studying,” Tang Cairou said, forcing her voice to be calm. “I will give you a long break.
You can do whatever you wish during this time. How about you just return to school the week before the exams?” She tried her best to control her emotions, striving to appear gentler.
“Oh? Teacher, are you begging me?” Zhao Tian looked at Tang Cairou, a distinct hint of teasing in his voice.
In his previous life, this Human-form Tyrannosaurus had put him through plenty of torment.
Since he was back, he absolutely had to get some payback.
But he had to admit, his beautiful teacher was indeed stunning.
A curvaceous figure, fair and flawless skin, exquisitely defined features.
Especially those long, perfectly straight legs, combined with her signature side whip kick... it was simply a perfect combination!
Hmph! Fine, consider it me begging you. Tang Cairou thought. Once your graduating class is done, I am leaving Jiang City anyway.
Consider it me owing you a favor. She knew this guy’s nature all too well – he feared nothing, yielded to softness but not to force.
“Teacher, I will consider it carefully,” Zhao Tian said, his expression suddenly turning serious, his tone dripping with sincerity. “May I return to the classroom for my lessons now?”
Seeing Zhao Tian looking as if he had genuinely seen the error of his ways, Tang Cairou’s willow-like eyebrows furrowed slightly. Has this guy really changed his nature? He agreed so readily.
After a moment’s hesitation, Tang Cairou finally nodded, signaling for Zhao Tian to go back inside.
“Zhao Tian, you had better behave yourself!” she warned sternly. “Teacher knows you can take a hit, but you also know very well that Teacher can certainly throw a punch!”
