Character Summary
Farah
The Exhausted Human
Prefers cheap saltines over gourmet snacks, once ignored a college professor for an entire semester because he mispronounced her name, and treats werewolf mythology with the same skepticism she reserves for bad hospital administration.
Stats:
Sarcasm: 98%
Patience for Alpha Nonsense: 4%
Hospital Shift Endurance: 10/10
Spencer
The Overprotective Grumpy Alpha
Destroys solid steel forks with his bare hands when startled, views every mundane city object as a lethal safety hazard, and once panic-dug a clump of muddy weeds out of a ditch because his brother told him modern romance requires dirt under the fingernails.
Stats:
Brooding Capacity: Maximum
Emotional Vocabulary: Three words (Mine, Stay, Food)
Driving Speed Limit Compliance: Zero
Vanessa
The Chaotic Best Friend & Chaos Agent
Spent her honeymoon complaining about bad Wi-Fi while threatening to bury her brother in a shallow grave for breaking Farah’s heart, completely unaware they were the same person.
Stats:
Loyalty to Farah: Absolute
Volume Control: Broken
Pack Rule Respect: Optional
Owen
The Unhelpful Brother & Troll
Thinks throwing apples at Spencer constitutes emotional intelligence, offers terrible relationship advice involving dead deer, and lives solely to push his older brother into homicidal rages.
Stats:
Trolling Level: Expert
Survival Instincts: Questionable
Wardrobe Choices: Loud Flannel
When human ER nurse Farah accidentally hooks up with a brooding, flannel-clad lumber-company heir at a destination wedding, she expects a messy one-night stand to forget by Monday morning. She does not expect a positive pregnancy test, or the terrifying revelation that her one-night stand belongs to an ancient family of literal mountain wolves who view her as territorial property. Dragged kicking and screaming to a sprawling estate where family meetings involve raw meat and medieval childbirth warnings, Farah refuses to bow to pack politics. Spencer thought he could walk away to keep her safe from his violent world, but a stubborn human nurse with a knack for calling his bluff is the one force nature cannot conquer. Complete with caveman proposals in mud puddles, unhinged relationship advice from murderous siblings, and a grumpy alpha learning how to panic properly, this romance proves that true love bites.
I’m hooked! Great characters! Love the banter! love the writing! Seriously, love this book. I’m on chapter 5, and haven’t been bored or disapointed at all.
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