Birtiti The Bald: The Diction of The Dictator
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Birtiti The Bald: The Diction of The Dictator

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Story Notes

Honestly I wrote story because it was fun lol. I love the way writing a story with dumb ideas I take from myself, my family, and even you guys (YES, YOU 🫵). I highly encourage if you have a dumb idea that rivals the likes of my own (which doesn't happen a lot 😭) put it down in the comments and I'll read and consider it. Your characters, story concepts, art (PLEASE idk how to draw 😫), interesting arcs, magic systems, AND EVEN GAME MECHANICS can help me create a story just like this in the next book but specifically for this one... let me have my own fun cuz this one is WILD!!!!

Summary

Uhm idk sumn bout animals lol. Just playing this story is a wild ride throughout Birtiti The Bald's chaotic world (stay with me here). Birtiti after being attacked and betrayed now needs to find friends to help him either find a new home, reclaim his old one, or die trying (most likely the last option which is fine I guess 💔). On this journey Birtiti helps people, gains new friends, kicks ass, gets his ass kicked, and gets genuinely astounded by how weird this world can get (thanks writers 🥹✌️) As Eliboiii's most experimental and fun work, I hope you enjoy CHAOS! I welcome you to read the consume the amazing world of Birtiti The Bald: The Diction of The Dictator

Status
4mo ago
Chapters
2
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

Explaination of Core Characters!


Birtiti The Bald (a bald eagle... 🦅🦅🦅🦅)

Health: 120

Confidence: 66

Strength: 63

Charisma: 55

Brown Town Hawk Down: Birtiti turns into a brown eagle and it makes it so that the enemy can't escape because of his speed and he's even more physically strong. Birtiti can only use it in the air and at more that 75% of health.


Ducktavieus The Great (a duck small cute in a mobster suit and bowl hat)

Health: 66

cleverness: 33

Strength: 34

Speed: 75

Time B₹eak: Ducktavieous can stop time for 10 seconds and do anything in those 10 seconds. He can use it once every 3 encounters and he has to be below 50% health.


Mr. Crabbulus The Rich (Feech (french fish) with a top hat, crab arms, and walks on his back fins)

Health: 95

Courageous: 52

Understanding: 52

Love of cabbage's: 100,000,000

Waaahmbulance: He uses his crab arms to break your spine and the opponent can't move for the rest of the fight (the can only throw projectiles and cast magic, but they can't do any physical attacks and can only fix their back during the fight if a comrade has a special healing ability).



Phew, finally. Now that we've gotten through all of that we can start the story.

I wonder what Birtiti's up to?

Let Eliboiii know what you thought about this chapter!

Chapter Notes

I NEED the art for type of stuff, but again, I do NOT know how to draw 😔😔 (this is a plead for help btw)
Duckieee💗
Duckieee💗

DUDEE, I remember when we made this up lol💕 I know you’ll do this story justice😤

4 months
Eliboiii
Eliboiii

I KNOWW I'MA BE EXPANDING UPON THE PLOT N STUFF IT'S FINNA BE SO COOLLLL

4 months

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