I Want My Cheeseburger
James was at Five Guys, his stomach growling all the while. The line was long, to say the least. It was full of cave women. But this was 2026. What were a bunch of cave women doing in this era? James looked puzzled. "Excuse me, but this isn't the Stone Age," said James.
"So what?" A cave woman snapped. "We're just here to get some food."
"Well, hurry up before I turn into a dinosaur!" James said.
"We got a comedian here, women!" The cave woman said.
The line finally moved and James ordered a cheeseburger, with ketchup and mustard, a vanilla milkshake, and large Cajun fries. But before he could get his food, he was told to bark like a seal.
"Dude, are you crazy?" James scoffed. "I ain't barking like a seal!"
"Then, no cheeseburger!" The Five Guys employee said.
"Where's the manager?" James demanded.
"He's in Georgia for a knucklehead convention," the employee said.
"Are you kidding me?" James stammered. "Give me my cheeseburger!"
"No can do," said the employee.
"NOW!"
"The answer is no!"
James got out his cartoon mallet and whacked all the cave women with it. All of them were out cold with cartoon stars floating above them, and their tongues sticking out. The employee was astonished.
"Dude, have you lost your mind?!"
"You're next!" James hissed.
"No, wait, I...."
James whacked the employee with the cartoon mallet. He quickly got his food, and ran out of Five Guys before it got demolished. The construction crew waved at him, and he waved back.
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