Nothing even matters (autistic human male reader x loona x verosika) +18

Summary

While coming from a movie theater, Millie and Moxxie were going home when they heard crying from out of nowhere. When they went to check it out. They found a human baby. They had no idea how he got here; they found out he's autistic. But they noticed it wouldn't be a safe place to leave him, so they took him in as their son. At age 17, he joins I.M.p falling in love with Loona and Verosika Mayday.

Genre
Action
Author
Fearmegu
Status
1mo ago
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

human in hell

It was a quiet night in hell in Imp City. Millie and Moxxie were coming home from the movies since it was their day off from working at I.m. It was the best time for them to be alone, while Blitzo was stuck doing things with Stolas. They are seen holding hans with both tails wrapped around each other. Moxxie huffs.

Moxxie: I can’t believe I spent 15 dollars on seeing that Batman vs Superman movie..fuck.

Millie: I told you, we should have seen Civil War.

He knew he was right. Moxxie’s smile formed.

Moxxie: Well, at least Blitzo hasn’t spied on us.

Millie shook her head; she knew he hated it when Blitzo did that, even though she could get tired of it, but he’s their boss after all. She was about to kiss him on his lips until she heard some crying. She stops

Millie: You hear that?

Moxxie tilted his head at her, confused.

Moxxie: Hear what?

They both heard the crying and looked into the alleyway as it echoed. Moxxie looks at Millie as she looks at him not sure who is crying.

Millie: Who the fuck is crying?

Moxxie and Millie then went down the alleyway to investigate the crying. As it kept getting louder and louder, they stopped to see a basket and a blanket as it was moving; they heard more crying; it was coming in there.

Moxxie: Something is moving in there.

Millie gets closer. Moxxie notices this.

Moxxie: Millie! wait!

It was too late; Millie uncovered the blanket only to reveal it’s a human baby. Both of them stunneed to see one here alone not to mention they don’t know how he ended up down here

Millie: It’s only a human baby.

Moxxie: How, did it get down here.

Millie then takes the baby out of the basket to hold him in her arms trying to get it to stop crying as she throws it over her left shoulder patting him on the back.

Millie: Shhh..it’s okay, it’s alright.

Moxxie: You sure that’s a good idea?

Millie smiles softly as the baby stops crying with Millie rocking him he opens up his eyes. Millie squeals seeing his face like that.

Millie: Ohhhh! that’s a cutie!

Moxxie was hesitant, but then sees the baby touching Millie’s face. She giggles, letting him touch it. Moxxie smiles seeing the human baby is harmless, just like touching.

Millie: Yeah..that’s my face.

Moxxie then sees a note on the ground.

Moxxie: Hey, a note. (Millie still holding the baby, he picks it up to read) Dear whoever is in hell reading this, we are y/n’s parents. Please look after y/n, our 2-year-old baby. We had some trouble with a priest, who thought y/n was a demon just because he’s autistic. Y/n if you’re reading this..M/n and your father, f/n..are not on earth anymore. Just be good to whoever

Millie covers her mouth with one of her hands, still holding the baby. Now, y/n, which she loves that name at the samee time Moxxie is finding this fishy but still can’t believe that someone like a priest would kill someone’s parents. y/n might not rememeber them if he gets older. Moxxie looks at the baby.

Moxxie: that’s about it.

Millie: How does, a fu *pauses* I mean a priest think a human who is autistic a demon?

Moxxie: I don’t know, but the human is stuck with us now.

The two imps look at the baby, seeing him snuggling up into Millie’s breast, placing his face into her cleavage. She and Moxxie both smile to this, finding it adorable.

Millie: I always did wanted to be a mother.

Moxxie looks at his wife in shock that she wants a human as their adopted son as y/n felt hungry he starts sucking on Millie’s boobs. Moxxie softly smiles as Millie giggles; thankfully, her tank top is still on.

Moxxie: Okay, we can adopt..him.

Millie: And something to eat before.

She pauses when the baby y/n lifted up her shirt begins sucking on her left tit. Millie blushing as Moxxie had to guess that his mother breast fed him before all of this. Millie sighs not fighting it.

Millie: Welp, he’s got his first taste, of Imp tits.

Moxxie: Let’s just go home; maybe he’ll grow out of that phase.

Millie: Maybe, I can train him how to fight.

Moxxie: Wait until he’s older.

Millie nods as y/n fell asleep. Millie passed him to Moxxie so she could fix her top. Once they got home Moxxie then sniffs the air it came from y/n he gags as Millie sees this.

Moxxie: Ugh! It smells like! Blitzo when he doesn’t fucking take a shower!

Millie: Welp, it’s a good thing we got dipers now.

After changing him they take him to bed as Moxxie had one question in mind.

Moxxie: What are we going to tell blitzo..not to mention Loona.

Millie thought about it smiles at him softly.

Millie: We’ll tell them when the time comes.

At age 17

A/n: my math sucks.

It’s been 5 years since she and Moxxie found him as a baby; they told him he’s a human, which was a good thing cause they didn’t want to stress him out he still accepted them for being his adopted parents. Millie has been training him how to fight, not to mention weapons, as Moxxie trained him to have a gun. As Millie opens up the door to his room.

Millie: y/n... sweetie. (She goes to the bed seeing a lump on it) It’s time to get up.

Y/n is hiding in the shadows like a ninja, examining his adopted mother going to the bed. He covers his mouth; he’s been working on his stealth so much since they’ve told him about their job. He was cool with it.

Millie: Okay, y/n you can.

She uncovers it only to see it was just pillows. She grins before she knew it. Y/n then pounces her on her back. Millie yelps, caught off guard, before she can react as y/n pins her by her shoulders. Y/n giggles as he takes out a fake sword they got him and holds it to her neck. Y/n smirks.

Y/n: Dead.

Millie giggles, loving his playful side. She and Moxxie have been seeing his playful side; they never knew he had this much energy in him, even though they can’t keep up with it, not to mention he’s been working very hard on it.

Millie: Oh, really, y/n?

He wasn’t aware of her tail sneaking up to his leg, wrapping around it. He gasps, yelps, being thrown into the air, then landing on his back, y/n grunts once he lands. Millie then pins him on his back setting on him. y/n groans thanking himself it wasn’t the bed

Millie: Now who’s dead!

Y/n giggles but pouts to this while Millie gets off him letting him sit on the bed.

Y/n: Dang it.

Millie: Remember, y/n never underestimate your opponet. You have to know every whether they are from hell or Earth.

Y/n nods he then thought of something else since he’s not a pervert.

Y/n: What if I’m not being a pervert or anything in..some chick chooses or if their..top fell off.

Millie can see that he’s not wanting to be those guys she and Moxxie like about him being respectful to others but it’s that part of him that is going to get him kill.

Millie: Y/n, I get it that you don’t want people to think you’re a pervert. But if you do that, the target or the enemy will use it to their advantage.

Y/n nods, knowing that if a girl is naked, don’t fall for them; go for the kill. Millie, seeing him getting it, gets off the bed, looking up into his eyes.

Millie: Come on, your father has something to show you.

Y/n nods, makes his bed, then joins Millie to join Moxxie, as something caught y/n’s eye. He noticed two big horns were moving before Moxxie could say anything; a window opened up. Y/n snaps out of it as he picks up a rope. Y/n approaches his parents.

Y/n: Yes, Dad.

Moxxie: Son, listen, ever since you’ve entered our lives, you’ve been nothing but good to us, and you worked very hard.

Y/n smiles, feeling good about this.

Moxxie: Which is why I’m going to give you something that you can use in a fight.

Y/n: Okay!..

He gets up from the couch and heads to the kitchen before Moxxie and Millie can give y/n his katana. y/n notices someone is about to shoot him while looking in the mirror. Seeing it was Blitzo.

Blitz: Say goodnight! You fucking dick head!

Y/n quickly ducks down avoiding getting shot Moxxie and Millie both perk their heads as Millie is holding y/n’s weapon just to see him turning around to upper cut blitzo in the face.

Blitz: Ow! you, that’s my fucking face!

He widens his eyes, only to see y/n taking out a knife from the table, getting in front of Millie and Moxxie, protecting them from this intruder, glaring at the imp.

Moxxie: Blitz, what the fuck are you doing here?

Blitz: Oh... nothing, just thought I’d come by! Just to see a fucking human in your apartment...*Rubbing his jaw* Christ on a stick, that fucking hurts where.

Blitzo stops just to see y/n running to him, picking him up, pinning him to the wall, punching Blitzo, then kicking him in the gut. Blitzo yelps in pain as he tries to kick y/n. But y/n avoids it by doing a flip over him. Getting behind blitzo. The imps looked at y/n as Millie then clapped for y/n, seeing that her training is paying off.

Blitz: Damn, kid, die you eat some jumping beans?

Y/n: Shut up! Who are you!

Blitz: I’m the type who fucks your mom!

Y/n grits his teeth, just for Millie to facepalm at the same time. Moxxie just sighs, hoping Blitzo wasn’t going to say anything about that cause they both know that y/n hates perverts.

Millie: Oh. Blitzo you fucking dumbass.

Blitz: What!..and why the shit aren’t you guys helping me kill this fucking. Whoa!

He’s cut off when y/n picks the imp from the tail, swinging him over his head. He yelps, landing on the floor. He heaved in pain as Blitzo was now getting punched in the gut, then the face, losing teeth. Blitzo was getting his ass beaten up as Millie cringed at the same time; Blitzo lost his weapons.

Blitz: ohh..you’re so fucking lucky that Loonie..isn’t here to beat your!( he gets punched) OOf! Let me fucking talk dick!

Y/n then takes out a knife; Blitzo widens his eyes as y/n kicks his phone. Blitzo gulps in fear, looking into y/n’s eyes. Millie then gets in front of him just as soon as she was about to say something.

Loona: Hey! little shit!

Y/n snaps out of it and looks up to see a hellhound growling at him, seeing the imp she cares about secretly getting beaten up as millie and Moxxie look at their home getting destroyed, as Blitzo smirks.

Blitz: Oh, you are so fuck man!

Y/n: That’s okay, I love a good challenge.

Loona: Bring it, asshole.

Blitz: Go Loona!

Loona charges at y/n, tempted to rip his throat out, but y/n ducks, sweeping and kicking Loona off her feet; she and blitzo both widen their eyes, looking at the human, seeing he just avoided that, as Loona found herself on her back.

Loona: Lucky, shot kid.

Loona then jumped back up as y/n kept on avoiding her claws, as he could see that they are out, y/n stood his ground against this hellhound since shes with this guy.

Y/n: huh. Seems like he invited his pet.

Loona: I’m... no one’s pet, Dick head!

She charges at him, spearing him through the window. Both of them came out of the apartment, crashing into the streets, exposed to the public, as both of them landed across from each other. As Millie covers her mouth, at the same time Moxxie gives Bllitzo a look. as he gets up cracking the parts of his body the human hit.

Moxxie: You just had to invite Loona, didn’t you?

Blitz: You should be thanking us.

Millie: NO.

Blitzo looks at the imp couple, both of them crossing their arms at him. That Loona destroyed their home, they can let y/n slide since he was trying to protect them after all they’ve done for him.

Blitz: What do you mean no! That shitty human could have killed Moxxie! then rape you Millie!

Millie grabs Blitzo by the collar; he yelps, seeing that anger in her eye.

Millie: Y/n’s not fucking like that, cause one, he’s our son!

Blitzo stops looking at the two, hearing that y/n is their son.

Blitz: Wait, you two adopted a fucking human.

Millie: yes! and he’s been good.

Moxxie: Something that I’m not going to regret in my life sir and he doesn’t know you, he thought you were about to attack us..mosly watch us fuck.

Blitzo then smirks.

Blitz: So..you think he’s interested in joining.

Millie and Moxxie both look at each other as she lets go of the boss, letting him fall on his face, giving her a middle finger. She ignores that.

Millie: Well, I’ve trained him enough to know he’s ready.

Moxxie: Especially since he can keep up with Loona.

Meanwhile

Y/n and Loona both landed on the streets, staring at each other as y/n is looking at Loona; both of them were huffing. He doesn’t give a shit if she’s taller than him. He remembers Millie telling him size doesn’t matter. As Loona’s claws are still out, at the same time, y/n is rubbing the blood off his lips.

Y/n: I can do this all fucking day.

Loona: Oh yeah..me too.

They both charge at each other as y/n slides under her before she can pounce on him; he gets to the other side of her tail. Loona widens her eyes. He looks at her crotch and exposes a white, furry belly. He lifts up his fist, punching the hellhound in the crotch. Loona’s ears lowered.

Loona: yahh!..fuck!

Y/n gets up just for Loona to cover her crotch as the impact was hard she hunches over as y/n glances to her side.

Loona: Oh..you little perve!

Y/n: No it’s fucking not.

Loona huffs, looking at the human, tilting her head.

Loona: Huh, dude, you just punched me in my womanhood.

Y/n: It’s called fighting dirty; you’re the one to talk..bitch, you tried going for my dick. During that fall.

Loona sighs as y/n then charges at Loona before she had a chance to recover; he then punches Loona in the belly, and she heaves, tail sticking out, before she had a chance to use it.

Loona: Ahh..fuck!.

Y/n kept on punching her belly as getting her to move her hips left and right. Loona wasn’t expecting a human this young to fight so well; she tried to bite him, but he jumped back, avoiding her teeth. Loona, cringing, holds her belly, lowering to her knees.

Loona: Ugh... so... glad I didn’t eat.

Loona snaps out of it, seeing someone finally keeping up with her. She gets up and charges at him, and he takes out his rope and throws it at her, wanting this fight to end.

Loona: Whoa!

The rope wrapped itself around her thighs and arms, causing her to trip so y/n could tie her up. Loona groans, squirming on the street. y/n then looks at a white marker as Loona falls on her chin on the pavement.

Loona: Hey! let me the fuck out of this shit!

Y/n: Nope.

Loona notices a marker.

Loona: Uh, what’s with the white marker?

Y/n smirks, gets a fun idea, then uncaps it, seeing it still has ink, looks at Loona’s butt

Loona: If..you...Hey!

Y/n placed the marker on her left butt cheek of her shorts begins writing on it, Loona blushing madly but seeing him writing on it saying I’m a slut by her cresent moon. he gets back snickering covering his mouth.

Y/n: There.

Loona: Uh... what does it say?

Loona sees him tossing his marker out of here after running out of ink.

Y/n: I would..but I don’t feel like it.

He then leaves with Loona squirming, trying to get out of it, but she can’t. She couldn’t believe a human this young was able to beat her and win, not to mention getting lucky with the rope trick. Loona’s ears lowered, not wanting to be left alone.

Loona: Wait! You can’t fucking leave me here

Y/n: Uh, you’re with that perverted shit... so. Yeah... and have fun with the perverts around this part.

Loona knows this area too. Loona then chooses to speak up, as she lands on her back, thighs and arms behind her back, wrist tied up; she was defenseless.

Loona: That pervert happens to be my Fucking dad!

Y/n stops slowly turns to Loona.

Y/n: Uh..your Dad, was planning to fuck my mom..I was just protecting her and my dad.

Loona widens her eyes; she had no idea that Millie and Moxxie were having a human for their kid.

Loona: Since when?

Y/n: Since I was a baby. (Loona wasn’t expecting that) Look! Those imps! Did a lot for me growing up!

Loona can see that he really cares about Moxxie and Millie, so it would make sense that he’s protecting them. She has to admit Millie trained him well. She wasn’t going to lie; he is cute.

Y/n: They never gave shit, I’m a human or the fact I’m autistic.

Loona is even more surprised that he’s autistic, and he can fight very well.

Loona: Look, that imp is our boss.

Y/n stops talking looks at the tied up hellhound he sits across from her not too close for her to get an easy shot at him. Loona laying on her chin looking at y/n in the eyes while letting out a whimper.

Loona: He’s also my..adopted dad..he’s done alot of fucking shit for me, if it wasn’t for him..I would have been dead.

Y/n tilted his head.

Loona: He gave me a chance at life, he gave me a home..food, and I was protecting him... just like you were.

Y/n seeing the looks at her eyes Loona can’t help but admit that this human has alot of trust in those imps was aboout to say something until three imp came out of nowhere seeing a tied up Loona.

Imp: Hey boys look what we’ve got here a helpless sexy hellhound.

Loona huffs rolling her eyes as they got close to her.

Loona: Oh...fuck off! were having a conversation! little shits!

The imps grab Loona’s face, grinning as she growls at them while the others were looking at her butt.

Loona: Back! off!

The imp behind her start touching her butt.

Loona: Hey! don’t touch that!

The ones behind her kept touching her cheeks squeezing them getting a groan from the hellhound as getting her to squirm as they kept on touching it. The kid in front lifted up her crop top exposing her tits. Y/n’s eyes lit up covering his eyes seeing hellhound tits. Loona glares at the brat.

Y/n: *ohh..fuckk*

Loona: don’t you fucking!

The two imps begins sucking on her tits both of them, Loona looking away as she is being helpless with this rope tied to her as one.

Loona: mmmee..hhh.get..off me now!.

The kid in the back slips a hand into her shorts. Loona attempts to kick him, but it was no use as y/n uncovers his eyes, seeing they were about to fuck her.

Loona: no!..please!..please!. (looks at y/n) please help.

Y/n had no choice but to help this hellhound. He jumped up, slammed both heads into each other, then used a gun to kill the last one, killing them all as he looked at Loona, seeing her sigh in relief.

Loona: Fuck... thanks...um... can you... get me out of these?

Seeing him being unsure about that.

Loona: And maybe... we can start over...you know, as friends.

Y/n sighs; it wasn’t right about leaving her like this. he gets close to her, getting on her level.

Y/n: If this is some fucking trick.

Loona: No trick... I... promise.

She can see that he only trusts Millie and Moxxie; she might help fix that. Y/n looks at her exposed boobs; he pulls her crop top down, covering them as he unties the rope. She gets off the ground, standing on two legs, taller then y/n, as his head reaches her waistline, to her shorts, seeing her belly.

Loona: You know I could have done that myself.

Y/n: True..But too distracting.

Loona smiles and snickers, seeing he’s got a sense of humor, thinking to herself that they can be more than just friends since age limits aren’t a thing here.

Loona: Are you sure you didn’t want to join these little shits?

Y/n, blushing, pouting at that.

Y/n: Shut..up.

Loona laughs, seeing that he doesn’t want to make him like a pervert is even better.

Loona: Name’s Loona, by the way.

He sees her hand sticking out. He smirks, looking up into her eyes, accepting the handshake.

Y/n: Y/n l/n.

Loona: Want to be friends?

Y/n: It would be cool.

Loona’s tail begins wagging upon hearing that she didn’t give a fuck if he’s human. She can tell they were going to be more, y/n looks at her belly for a bit, reaches to it, and begins scratching it. Loona gasps.

Loona: Mmmh...hey... don’t!

Y/n gets close to her, running his fingers all over it. Loona is blushing, moaning, and enjoying that.

y/n: A lot better than a punch, huh.

Loona is trying to resist that. But y/n kept on moving his hands all over Loona’s sexy belly. They both then notice some perverts were getting close to them, even the young ones. y/n huffs.

Y/n: Damn, just when we were having a moment.

Loona grins to an idea.

Loona: Have you ever thought about riding a hellhound?

Y/n looks up, uncrossing her arms,

Y/n: Uhh..No...

Loona gets on all fours, shaking her ass to tease him, getting him to blush even more.

Loona: Then let me be the first~

Y/n smirks, jumps up, landing in the middle of her back, leaning forward, slowly moving his hands around her exposed waist, touching her exposed belly. Loona then looks at the writing on her shorts in a mirror and reads it. She looks back at y/n with a raised eyebrow.

Loona: Ugh, you’d better hope that comes out.

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