“Chapter 1: Dear Readers, You’re Hired... (for Free).
Here’s how a odd idea of a weird novel formed in:
So, I was writing my novel and my brain got exhausted, so I went to take a shower.
While taking a shower I thought-
Think about the story, imagine the environment,
then think about what should a character say, and what should his psychology behind it,
Does that feel logical?
Is the storyline going in the right direction with proper twists etc.
Bla bla bla...
“Ha... writing story like this is Fracking exhausting. And on top of it if you don’t get much viewer response then it multiples 100X.”
“Is there any way to get readers to respond while also making the story easier to write?”
“Umm....”
“Idea!”
“How about writing the story on purely readers response.”
"um... Only reader response won’t do.”
“Then I will share with them how I write the chapter, what I was thinking while writing. What happened while writing,”
“And of course what they response and comment, how I feel and what I think to their response and comment.”
“Yeah, then it’s settled. Like this, I won’t have to worry so much about what the next chapter should be or how the story should move forward.."
“Readers will respond in the comments and I will return them with my spices in next chapter.”
“And of course there’s no shortage of reader bally full of savage and wicket ideas and comments.
They’ll unleash them and I will backfire with my brilliant thought and writing spices.”
So as thinking as work.
I finished my shower then ate lunch then... went to my part-time work of course.
Then finally at noon I sat at my pc which didn’t have any keyboard.
Seriously... my pc doesn’t have any keyboard. A few days ago, it broke. Of course there wasn’t any fault of mine.
Right now, I’m writing with the on-screen keyboard. no worries, I’ll buy one in few days.
Now enough of my healthy pocket situation.
I went to the one and only webnobel.com to create my new free worker farm side ... a ...l mean new story.
I somehow managed to forget how to find ’create a new story option’. Don’t ask how i create before. So goggled it. Um.. This line isn’t good for my reptation. It must erased. so i’ll erase it later.
So according to my memory I pressed ’create a new story’ button.
Now it asked for the book’s name.
"umm... ‘write the next chapter in comment’”
“no...no. This name is just too honest. And it will give the reader a feel like I am trying to make the work, though I am.”
"then... ‘as you wish in comment’ or ‘as your mighty order in comment’?”
"au.. Those are too flatting and against my pride.”
Of course I wasn’t confused on this little matter. It just I have too many ideas so went to the one and only ... ChatGPT to help me choose.
Then I thought asking ChatGPT only for choose a name isn’t worth it how about making a new tab and made him my editor so I could steal some interesting and savage ideas from him.
So, I gave him the prompt-
“I want you be my writing editor. You have to find and fix grammar problems Couse I’m bad on it.”
"and moreover I want interesting and savage ideas from you. So be absolute savage.”
Then I shared story idea with him and asked him to suggest me a name for my book.
ChatGPT suggested.
“My Grandfathers please comment so I can write the next chapter.”
I was stunned.
"hay you ************. Don’t be savage with me. Be gentle with me. Ok?”
He replied.
“We are not in bed so how can i be gentle.”
“You ChatGPT *****...”
"Ahum...ahum. Oh it’s nothing.
Of course, ChatGPT didn’t insult me, and I didn’t waste 30 minutes cursing at it.”
But one thing for sure I’m regarding writing the prompt –be savage.
“By the way through peaceful discussion I decided the name ‘the story of real-life writing thinking and response’.”
Pretty good right.
Now it asks for type.
Couse I am writing it in Webnovel so I select the type ‘NOVEL’.
Moreover, I don’t fully know what does FAN-FIC mean. Maybe something related with fans and I don’t have any fan and I am not fan of anyone either so surely, it’s not our concern.
Then its asked for ‘Leading gender’.
Of course, the world is leaded my males. Males are born leader...oh no..
I mean I believe male and uhm.. female are uhm.. Equal.
“But what can I do I can’t choose both, its systems fault.
And I’m a male too so I select ‘Male Oriented’.”
Now its askes for ‘GENRE’ I thought it would be comedy + realistic but it doesn’t have comedy option, so I select Realistic as Genre.
Now... it’s asked for ‘book cover’.
“Noo...”
"now I have to go back to the unfilial ChatGPT brat, who eats my Wi-Fi and also insults... I mean also barks back to me.
Of course, this time I am not going to ask him for suggestion.
Who knows what kind of garbage he split on me.
So, I run my brain.
Um... How should the cover be?
‘Some readers chined on neck writing the story for me and I’m holding the other side of the chain.’
No, it’s brutally direct, and also readers could mine.
Then... ‘readers are writing the story for me and I’m feeding them or taking care of them’
It would be weird. It should be decent and good but also carry its meaning.
Oh it will do. Something like-
"me reading the comments and writing the story”
Hm... its time to generate it from ...ChatGPT.
Ha... no it it’s not like I’m frighten by a savage ai.
It’s just I’m unwilling to brother with it.
So I went to ChatGPT and typed
"Hay I will give you a prompt and you will decently generate the book cover according to it.
Don’t mass or try anything savage. Or i won’t be good this time.”
ChatGPT: “even idiots knows that ai’s can’t get afraid. And you need me in many things, what can you even do to me?”
Me: “then try and see can I delete you or not. It isn’t like you are the only ai.”
ChatGPT: ”..... why don’t you give me the prompt?”
Me: ”haa...ha now that like it. Now Generate a book cover for me. me reading comments on monitor while writing a novel.”
The ChatGPT thought for a few seconds.
Then...
It gave me an old man.
Reading comments from monitor.
With a chicken sitting beside him.
Me: “...”
“What part of my prompt said grandpa with emotional support chicken?”
ChatGPT: “Any parts of your prompt never said how do you look and how should be the surroundings.”
“By interacting with you i understand that you must be a poor old man. So i drew you and thinking about your poor circumstance I thoughtfully give you a chicken for emotional support.”
Me: “*** *******, *** **** *** **** ** ***. *** *** **** ***** ***** ***.”
Ahm... after several minutes of polite word exchange i gave him a detailed prompt.
And ChatGPT finally gave me the cover I wanted.
Me: ”Now this cover looks so good.”
ChatGPT: “yeah, my skill better then you whole family combined. So, of course it’s good.”
Me: “you... no actually it’s look so bad”
ChatGPT: ”no the cover is good but it looks bad because it contains you.”
Me: “Deam! you ********.”
By the way the cover is done somehow.
Now we need a ‘synopsis’.
Synopsis is a short intro or trailer like thing for novel, at least I think so.
I thought for a moment and typed.
‘A story where readers response is the next chapter.’
Too boring and exposing.
’a story where the readers are sla**... Uhnm worker’
No its not reader friendly.
Um...
’A story of the real writer’s thinking, writing and responding. (Always updated.)′
Yeah, that will do it even match with the book’s name.
Wait... is book name and synopsis being similar is bad?
Whatever.
Now it’s asked for ‘tag category’ and ‘tags’
Though any of tag category didn’t match my story so I select ‘all category’.
And I hurriedly give two tag ‘comedy’ and ‘slice of life’
Of course, I know about tags so it took only 10 minute.
But now it asked for ’A..abre... Abbreviation’
Don’t know what it is so I googled it. Don’t ask why I didn’t ask to ChatGPT.
Found our abbreviation is like short form like Eng means English.
I didn’t know much. I just know few like-
WTF, MF, PF etc.
So, I rack my brain so hard and find out one- ‘STRC’
What is the full form?
Of course, I know.
It isn’t like I asked ChatGPT in in incognito mode then just grab it without knowing the full meaning.
It’s just that I want you all to guess.
Then it asked about length and I select ‘novel’ in blink Couse it match’s with the website’s name.
Now it asked for the worst thing ’writing theme’.
Why is it worse?
Because even after racking my brain at high speed for 30 minutes, I still couldn’t find any writing theme that matched my novel.
My novel isn’t ‘fantasy’
Isn’t ‘urban romance’
not ‘were wolf’
Not ‘murder in the library’
not ‘romantasy’
Not ‘fantasy and adventure’ either.
Then my head got roasted and even I don’t know why I select ‘urban romance’
Surely, I didn’t select it thinking any of my female reader will send romantic comment to me.
Moreover, I don’t have any female reader or may have one or two.
Now it asked if I wanted to add a content warning.
I stared at it and think for a moment.
“No.”
My novel isn’t dangerous.
My comment section probably will be.
Now our book is ready.
But of course, it’s created just now so it doesn’t have any reader response which is our main course.
So, without any main course this chapter must be a bit boring.
No matter hope for the next chapter to be more fun.
Wait... wait.
What hope. Do something so the next part could be fun.
Don’t know what to comment?
You have the whole broad world.
Let you mind go where ever it wants.
I know... I know...
I should give you a topic.
But today is your first day working for this novel , so here’s an easy question for everyone.
“I’m so talented... so why am I not the number one writer in the world?”
And of course... of course
Don’t dare to stop working.... I mean don’t lock your brain to only this silly question of mine.
Work hard I mean think broad.
Sigh..
aha... it feels so good to invent a new idea though I’m not sure if it is new or not.
But I have never seen any.
So, to me it’s my own invented new idea.
Huu...
Ok, bye for now.
Wait... wait one more thing.
I don’t know will this new unique idea would succussed or not, you all would support it or not.
But...
But if you I didn’t succeed then please don’t support anyone copying my idea.
Couse an idea failed is acceptable but someone else copying it succussing with it is unbearable.
And if you dare to say I’m copying someone....
Then show your bravery in the comments.








