Training Wheels
Harley was a Psychiatrist inter at Arkham Asylum when she asked to be assigned to The Joker.When they had their first session she was already in his trap.Little by little The Joker was had planted himself into Harley mind.So after he drove her insane for him.He had got her when he threw her in acid.So she became his ‘Sidekick’ and ’lover” of sorts
So now here we are, Harley had just gotten beat by the Joker for ‘distracting’ him from work.
“Next time don’t distract me from my work you dumb broad!!“The Joker yelled as he threw her out of his office.
“Grr” He growled as he turned around slamming his office door.
When Harley got the strength she limped out of the hallway into her and the Joker’s shared bedroom.She laid on the bed and looked over her wounds and sighed.She started to sing ‘Training Wheels’ by Melanie Martinez.
“Riding down, riding down.”She started.”My hand on your seat the while way round.“She said. remembering encouraging the Joker for everything he ever had a plan about even if it was bad.
"I carry band-aids with me now, for when your hands hit the jagged ground.”Thinking about every time she dressed her Mistah J’s wounds after he got hurt for fighting with the bat and didn’t even get a “Thanks, Harls”
"Wheel aren’t even touching the ground, scared to take them off but they’re so worn down.”She continued.“Promise I won’t push you straight to the dirt, If you promise me you’ll take them off first” She said thinking about how she pledged to The Joker she’d only be loyal to him and him only but he still doesn’t allow her to really go anywhere unless he tells her to.
"I love everything you do, when you call me f*cking dumb for the stupid s*it I do.”She sang remembering how Mistah J yelled at her whenever she screws something up but she still forgives him.
“Wanna ride my bike with you.” Harley sings thinking about how she wishes she could just be the Joker’s partner and not just be his henchwomen/sidekick who is his lover.
“Fully undressed, no training wheels left for you.”Harley sings realizing how she just gives herself to Mistah J every time.“I’ll pull them off for you.”Harley remembers how she just throws out her morels for Mistah J.“Letting go, letting go”Harley thought about how she just let go of her true self for him.“Telling you things you already know.“she sang
~Joker POV~
“-ready know” I heard Harley sing.’If that dumb broad doesn’t shut up she won’t even be able to talk anymore much less sing by the time i’m done with her.“explode,I explode.” She sang again.
“Grr”I growled.I got up and walked out of my office.I walked up to the door prepared to yell but then I heard her singing.“Its not like I’m asking to be your wife.”She sang.’Of course you’re not.Even if you asked you wouldn’t.’I thought while listening to her sing.
“I wanna make you mine,but that’s hard to say.Is this coming off in cheesy way”I thought back how Harley always said she loved me and tried to say something but never did.
“I love everything you do.When you call me f*cking dumb for the stupid s*it I do.”I thought back on how every time I called Harley and she just took it.
“I wanna ride my bike with you.”I remember how anytime anyone asked if Harley was my partner I made a look of disgust.“Fully undressed,no training wheels left for you.I’ll pull them off for you.”I thought about how I’d yell for Harley and she come racing.
"I love everything you do.When you call me f*cking dumb for stupid s*it I do.I wanna ride my bike with you.Fully undressed,no training wheels left for you.I’ll pull them off for you.”She sang in one fluid breath.
She started humming.I looked at her through a crack in the door she had bruises on her neck,arms,and legs ‘Did I beat her that bad’ I wondered.
She started sing again.“I love everything you do.When you call me f*cking dumb for the stupid s*it I do.I wanna ride my bike with you.Fully undressed,no training wheels left for you.I’ll pull them off for you.”I knew Harley ‘loves’ me but I didn't know it was to this extend.Heh maybe I can use this in my favor.
“-for you.”Harley finished.‘Was I that lost in my thought that’s already finished.’ I busy in the room.“Harley.Pumpkin.“I said slow and sweetly.“Yes, Puddin’.What do you need?“she asked As she started to sit up.“Well it’s one small thing.“I said
Harley POV
“Anything Puddin’.As long as I can be helpful to you.“I said happily.
“Well..if that’s the case the thing is...” he said
“Is....?“I repeated curiously.
“What I need is for you to...BE THE F*CK QUIET.HOW AM I SUPPOSE WORK IF I HEAR YOUR TERRIBLE SINGING ALL THE WAY IN MY OFFICE.“He yelled.
“I’m sorry Puddin’ I didn’t know I was singing so loud.“I said meekly.
“NEXT TIME YOU DISTRICT ME FROM MY WORK THAT MANY TIMES YOU’LL WISH I LEFT YOU IN THAT TUB OF CHEMICALS.DO.YOU.UNDERSTAND.“He yelled
I nodded my head.He sighed and pulled me up by my hair.“Use your f*cking words.You have a D*mn mouth don’t you!“He said.
“Yes Puddin’.I understand.“I said lightly not wanting to get him even more upset.
“Good” He said as he threw me to the wall by my hair.
He walked out of the room.
I pushed my weigh against the wall getting up.
I limped to the bathroom and went to the tub and turned the water to warm.
I struggled to take off my clothes.After I got them off I turned off the faucet and got in the Jacuzzi tub.The water stung my bruises but I had dealt with worse before.I got my wash cloth and some soap and (washed my mouth out)washed my wounds and bruises.
‘I wonder how long we’ll be like this’
Is this story finished??