Chapter One
You’ve got a hold of me, don’t even know your power.
Wade is a mercenary. A killer. He’s been killing since he was six-fucking-teen.
So why can't he will himself to pull the fucking trigger? It isn't like this fucking pedo doesn't deserve it! But something stops him.
Its Spidey. White yawns. You’ve been hanging out with him too much.
What? Okay, maybe Wade has been killing less, and spending more time with everyone’s favorite wall-crawler, but he’s never had difficulties killing anyone who deserved it!
Spidey gave us a new moral compass. What the fuck are we supposed to do now? Yellow complains.
“Spidey did not fucking give me a new moral compass!” Wade yells angrily. He pulls the trigger on his pistol. Or, tries to.
He never took off the safety.
Wade hits the pedophile over the head, hard. He quickly goes unconscious.
Believe me now? White snarks.
Wade stares at his gun in disbelief. A sudden thought occurs to him.
He unloads it.
Rubber bullets.
We have been corrupted! Yellow exclaims. Noooooo!
Wade blinks. He can't quite believe it. How has this happened without Wade's noticing?
Because, you're in love. White deadpans. Get with the fucking program.
Wade holsters his pistol. "Lets go home." He decides. He is not ready to start thinking about this.
