it's hard being alive
"It's hard staying alive. And not eating the proper way few days at a time. It's not like most people. I don't eat human food. But only when I have to. I'm cannibalistic, I only eat other humans animals, and plants. And I don't know why. I live alone in a small cozy cottage out in the woods, excluding my friend ary, nearby a small town." like slenderman I reach my hand out.
"Oh sorry you must be wondering what my name is. I'll tell you. My name is Diane. You can call me Wear-and-Tear. Promise me one thing, that you won't tell anyone that I live in the woods. Or you just don't want to know ok, it will be super painful and you might not want that to happen." pulls out knife and examines how sharp it is.
"Excuse me for a moment." walks out of house. "I'm going out to go get supper for me. would you like to come?". I reach my hand out to you
"Well than follow me." walks down dark and cold trail in woods.
"I like it here. Do you?" I look at you with a chilling smile.
"I'm looking for a grade A-C human." turns away and continues to walk, going ahead of you.
"Sorry for scaring you." I give you a reassuring face.
"No I'm not going to eat you. Your at least a grade D human. For one you don't have enough skin, and fat, for two your mainly skin and bones, for three YOUR MY BEST FRIEND!!! And I would never eat my friend. Unless you want me to."pokes chin.
"Oh exactly what I thought." puts away knife.
"Come on. You better keep up!!" I grab your hand and I pull you along with me.
"Look a squirrel! I love squirrels, you want to go and chase it with me. PLEASE?!?!?!?!??!" I crouch down to your feet and I look at you, my eyes get all big.
