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My name is James Jones and I want to tell you about my family. First my mom…
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Meat My Uncle
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When you are nine years old, you have the wildest of imaginations, I know I did... In this story you will find that James Jones has a scary/funny one! Chapter 1 Man of a Mom My mom is peculiar you might say. First of all, she is not a “she” at all. Second, she has a wife or at least had one (which is the whole reason I’m writing this and not still in whatever place unborn people are). She likes men and women. People call her bisexual, which is weird because her name is Jake. Third, she won’t tell me where I came from because I don’t resemble her or dad; I sometimes wonder if my parents are actually my parents. Chapter 2 Papa from Space She is weird, but he is weirder. First of all, he told me that life comes from monkeys…then, he tells me that we are not the only living creatures in space. I asked him how he knew, but all he said was, “Ask your Uncle Jones.” Chapter 3 Uncle Jones My uncle loves meat. You ask me how I know this fact? Well, first, he told me that I myself am made of meat. Then he said he loves me. Weird, huh? I would say. Chapter 1 Home… now I told you about my family, but i never told you about our everyday life… it was a dark and stormy night when my Uncle Jones said…. Jones: we are going on a road trip!! I was under the impression that he was joking… But of course, he was not… my uncle is a mysterious man,
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