Zeus
Hey, my name is Zeus. I'm the King of the Greek Gods, but you already knew that, little book. Let me explain myself. My wife Hera decided that having a group diary would help us "bond". I'm not so sure about that, but Hera said she'd make brownies if we did, and Holy Me do I love her brownies! They're so crunchy and gooey and just MMMMMMMMM!!!
Well, Let's start with my day. Today has been good. Apollo wrote a haiku about the greatness of My Awesome Self. It was kind of crappy, but he gets points for effort. Athena came up with this new math thing. I swear she was speaking another language! I don't think anyone knew what she was talking about. Maybe some mortals down on Earth understand her, but I certainly don't.
Well, Hera is calling me, so I've got to go.
Zeus Out!
