Rab C Nesbit says the darndest things

Summary

Mary is Rab's long suffering wife. She often lives in a world of her own, dreaming of a better life where Rab cannot lay his hands on her family allowance books and a world in which the man of her life doesn't break wind and then force her head under the duvet to smell it.

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
18+

Mary doll Nesbit

Mary is Rab's long suffering wife. She often lives in a world of her own, dreaming of a better life where Rab cannot lay his hands on her family allowance books and a world in which the man of her life doesn't break wind and then force her head under the duvet to smell it.



Rab C Nesbit says

Stuff oh I in the name of God

Ya see that that's Govan junk food

A fish n chips supper Mary Doll Nesbit

Says Rab c Nesbit thanks a bunch

Beat it says Rab c Nesbit