Chapter Past, Present, and Future | Battle Of The Sexes by abgcloud79 at Inkitt
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Battle of the Sexes

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Summary

Just a comical brief history as to why men and women barely get along.

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Complete
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1
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Age Rating
13+

Past, Present, and Future

A while back, not too long after the creation of man, an area not too far but separate from the rest was used to create woman. The women were the first to break the barrier and invade the land of man by (humping on everyone), thus, earning them the name H.O.E. The H.O.E.s were eventually defeated by a large group of men called (profits in mass pussy) or P.I.M.P. The H.O.E.s, back in their safe place, began to evolve. They became (better intellectually trained crazy H.O.E.s) or B.I.T.C.H. and were armed with W.O.M.B.S. (weapons of mass baby spitters). Little did they know, a P.I.M.P. was sent to spy on them and reported their progress. Learning of this, the P.I.M.P.s armed themselves with C.O.N.D.O.M.s (control over new development of minds). Both sides prepared, the battle began. The intensity grew as the battle raged on for years with neither side gaining an advantage. The women were caught off guard by the C.O.N.D.O.M.s and lost many women. The men took the lost women to be (brought under service through destruction of W.O.M.B. node) or B.U.S.T.D.O.W.N.s The men suffered equally for they underestimated the power of the W.O.M.B., thus further evolving the B.I.T.C.H. into a (badass bitch you missed and must accept) B.A.B.Y.M.A.M.A. This gave women the final advantage and more and more B.A.B.Y.M.A.M.A.s started popping up. Seeing this, and the fall of man into a marriage law, one P.I.M.P. tried to escape with a sealed envelope but was soon captured. He sat in front of the leader of women as she read the contents. He stared at the stamped letters on the envelope (H.U.S.B.A.N.D.). She tossed the note onto the table slightly distracting him enough to read its single line. "Help us somebody and now dammit". She stood up and sensually walked around to his side and leaned by his ear. "Do you know why we took over your land the way we did?" she asked, casually walking around behind him as he swallowed a lump in his throat. "Because you are weak. You underestimated our power. We are (women in full enlightenment), we are...." she leaned down to his other ear. "Your W.I.F.E." She stood back up laughing maniacally as the guards dragged him out the room kicking and screaming.

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