You Are One Glorious Mind Fuck
Taehyung sighed out softly as he checked his Rolex. It was twenty minutes past eight, he was late. Taehyung pulled his phone out to check his messages before a thought occurred to him. Had he, THE Kim Taehyung, been stood up by some annoying, Gen Z, twenty something year old? Taehyung softly scoffed to himself before he opened his phone's front camera and looked at his face. It was perfect as always. He ran his fingers through his his luscious black locks, there wasn't a gray hair insight. So, it wasn't his looks.
Taehyung checked his messages before he locked his phone and put it back in the pocket inside of his suit jacket. Taehyung put his hands in his pockets and watched as people walked past him and whispered to each other. Taehyung smirked a bit as he heard some of women and men passing him call him handsome. That some of them couldn't believe he was out and they got to see him.
People recognized Taehyung wherever he went. Even outside out Seoul, outside of South Korea as well. He was a self-made billionaire, one of the youngest in the world. Taehyung scratched the back of his head before he pulled his phone out and called his best friend, Yoongi. "What?" Taehyung pouted and looked around. "I think I got stood up!"
Yoongi began to laugh on the other end. "Amazing! Come join me then... I'm sure you'll find a one night stand here and you won't have to buy them dinner!" Yoongi said. Taehyung smiled softly. "You always know just what to say hyung." Taehyung said sarcastically. "Alright I'll be there in thirty." Taehyung said before he hung up and headed towards the club he knew Yoongi was at.
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"Guys, I'm tired as fuck. I don't want to go with you sluts." Jimin said with a heavy sigh. He had his phone between his ear and shoulder as he tossed his bag on the floor and shuffled over to his couch. Jimin sighed and set his phone next to him as his friends got louder. "But hyung!!! I want you to go with us!" Jungkook, Jimin's best friend and roommate said as he rounded the corner. Their other friend and roomate, Sana, behind him.
"It's Rainbow Night!!! That means literally everyone under the rainbow will be there! And last time I checked, you were very pansexual, Jimin-oppa!" She said. Jimin nodded. "Yep, even more of a reason for me not to go! Too many attractive people! I can't have sex with them all! Plus I'm TIRED, what don't you two understand about that?" Jimin asked as he leaned back and closed his eyes. "You won't be if you start drinking now!" Jungkook said before he ran into the kitchen and grabbed a beer out of the fridge.
He quickly popped it open and brought it to Jimin, waving it in his face like a treat for a dog. Jimin growled and grabbed it before he took a drink. "Soooo?!" Jungkook asked after Jimin had drank half. "Fine." Jimin huffed out before the two youngest squealed and clapped before they went to either side of Jimin and kissed his cheeks at the same time. Jimin groaned. "Thank you hyung!" Jungkook shouted before he ran off to his room.
Sana smiled and patted the top of Jimin's head. "You won't regret it, oppa! Okay, hurry and finish that so you can get ready!" Jimin pouted. "I can't go in this?" Sana shook her head. "No! You have food stains all over it! Go take a quick shower and freshen up! We don't have all night!" She shouted before she skipped to her room. Jimin sighed and quickly finished before he got up and walked into his room to get ready.
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"You did shower right?" Jungkook asked. Jimin rolled his eyes. "Yes, dumbfuck." Jimin said. Jungkook pouted and began to tear up. Sana quickly hugged him. "Aw Kookie, it's okay!" She said as she glared at the eldest. Jimin furrowed his eyebrows as he stepped forward with the line to get into the club. "What? Jeez, Kook. You know I was just kidding, I'm sorry it came out harsh." Jimin said as he gave Jungkook a tight side hug.
Jungkook smiled brightly again. "Okay! I forgive you, hyung!" Jungkook said cheerfully, baring his cute bunny teeth as he smiled. Jimin smiled softly and get you ruffled the younger's hair. "Cutie." He said before he moved his arm that was around Jungkook's shoulders.
Sana, Jimin, and Jungkook's attention, along with the rest of the line's, was taken by a man who walked past. He was tall with long black hair, bold shoulders and a look of elegance. Jimin watched as he's eyes scanned the line. Jimin didn't miss how the brunette's eyes lingered on him for a moment. How his eyes slowly looked over Jimin's person.
Jimin crossed his arms over his chest as he faced forward, seeming to ignore the man's stare. But, Jimin watched him out of the corner of his eyes. He wanted to smirk as he noticed where the man was now staring. A couple seconds after that, Jimin watched as he walked up to the bouncers, who immediately moved to the side and let him through.
The bouncers moved back into there spots before the shouted. "Club's at capacity!" Jungkook and Sana both whined. "What?! Seriously?! That guy wasn't even in line!" Jungkook whined. Sana rolled her eyes. "He doesn't need to be, he's Kim Taehyung!" Jimin shrugged. "Never heard of him." He said. "Oh well, we tried. Let's go home!" Jimin said before he slipped underneath the rope.
Taehyung walked back to the entrance and looked out, seeing the boy he had noticed before walking inside the club. Taehyung tapped one of the bouncer's shoulders and whispered into his ear. "Let that delicious boy in and whoever he's with." Taehyung said before he walked further inside and to the VIP section.
Jimin sighed and watched as his two pouty friends slipped underneath the rope. "Hey you!" One of the bouncers shouted. Jimin turned his attention to him and watched as he gestured for Jimin to get closer. Jungkook and Sana watched with curiosity and confusion as Jimin walked over to the man. "You and your two friends can come inside." He said.
Jimin looked back at his friends before he turned back to the bouncer. "Really? How come?" The bouncer laughed. "Kid, have you seen yourself? You're lucky a VIP guest saw you, they want you inside." Jimin quickly ran back over to his friends. "Let's go!" He said excitedly.
Jungkook furrowed his eyebrows. "What did they want with you, hyung?" He asked. Jimin shook his head and gently grabbed one of their arms. "No, Kook! Let's go inside the club! I got us in!" Jungkook's eyes widened. "What?! How?!" He asked as he and Sana both let Jimin drag them to the entrance. "That guy." Jimin said. "What guy? Kim Taehyung?" Sana asked. Jimin nodded. "Yeah." "I thought you said you didn't know him hyung."Jungkook said. "I don't." Jimin said.
Both of his friends stopped him from pulling them. Jimin sighed. "He was checking me out okay?! You can thank all this cake, okay?" Jimin said with a smirk and wink before he smacked his own ass. Jungkook bounced up and down while Sana rolled her eyes at Jimin. "Yay!" Jungkook said before he and Jimin walked past the bouncers into the club, with Sana right behind them.








