Chapter 1
A long, long time ago in a freezing, freezing galaxy...
After leaving the cold planet Byss, a group of ghosts fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a squidgy, space towers.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Chad Cockle, a cosy dragon capable of vandalism and even violence.
Terrified, a pink imp known as Cuthbert Parker flees the Empire, with his protector, Mark Bogtrotter.
They head for Cardiff on the planet Earth. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Bogtrotter uses his freezing razor to defend Cuthbert.
Bogtrotter and Imp Cuthbert decide it's time to leave Earth and steal a fire engine to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of trolls. Bogtrotter is attacked and the imp is captured by the trolls and taken back to Cardiff.
Bogtrotter must fight to save Imp Cuthbert but when he accidentally unearths a magical sandwich, the entire future of the freezing, cold galaxy is at stake
