Jack & Jackson (edited)

"Jackson..", the judge rolled annoyingly his eyes. "What do you want, again? You're out of prison in a week, but still asked me urgently to speak. So, what is your problem?"

"I know your honor, but that's exactly the reason why my request is so urgent..."

"Ok Jackson..", he sighed and asked him with his hand to talk. "I'm listening.."

"Thank you your honor. I would like to ask you for permission, to order a prostitute for myself.."

"WHAT?!", the judge yelled suprised, shocked and angrily at the same time. "You can't be serious, Jackson! I'm really tired of listening to your impossible wishes every week! Your constantly forgetting where you are! You're not on vacation here, damn!"

"I know your honor..", he said unimpressed by the judge's stern voice. "But I'm here now since almost 2 years and you certainly know yourself, that we men sometimes have needs that we can't control. And I'm fed up to do it on the manual way all the..."

"Jackson!", the judge slammed his gavel angrily on the table to silence him. "I won't repeat it again, so listen carefully! You're out of here in a week and what you do with you needs after that, I don't fucking care! That means, you have to wait like every prisoner for your freedom, to take care of your manly needs, damn it! Take him aw....!"

"Your honor, please..!", he stopped the judge, before he finally slammed his gavle on his table and revieved his killing look. "I understand your outburst, but you should listen to my condition until the end. After that you can bang your gavel on your table, again."

"And why should I listen to you?!", he roared and you could saw that he was about to losing his patience.

"Because I'm really, really in a bad condition with my manly needs. It felt like, if I get free in this state I'll come back after 2 hours because of rape, again. And I know very well, you wouldn't want that..", he said cheekily and a soft grin appeared on his lips.

"God forbid! I can't stand this impudence, again! I'm just before my retirement, please spare my files with your absurd wishes!"

"That's what I thought, too. Ok, that means.. we have a deal?", he asked and looked with hopeful eyes to the jugde, but still he didn't gave an answer. "Please your honor, allow me to order a prostitute and you'll never see me, again!", added Jackson quickly.

"The devil I'll do, damn! Get this rascal out of my sight.....NOW!", shouted the jugde and finally slammed his gavel.

"Please your honor! My cock is about to fall off, and...!", Jackson still shouted, while the officers took him out laughing. His lawyer aslo laughed and shook amused his head.

"I never saw such an outrageous man, Smith! Who does he think he is, damn?!", asked the judge still in shock.

"I know your honor, but you know Jackson. He's not a newbie and unlike to other inmates rather harmless when it comes to his crimes. And his boldness is just because, he's so popular with women. They spoiled him too much..", his lawyer defended him chuckling.

"So what? Then should they continue to spoil him when he's out again, damn! You can't come infront of the judge with such ubsurd wishes!"

"Well, his wish to get porn magazines last week, were definitely more harmless..", he giggled softly at the memory. "Just take it with humor, your honor. I'm used to it.."

"Do I have another choice?", he asked finally laughing too. "If I had known, that he later would come up with an even absurder wish, than I would said yes to the magazines!"

"He's out in a week, your honor..", he chuckled and tried with his next sentence to reach his fatherly side. Because the lawyer knew, that the he actually really liked Jackson. Well, also when he would never admit it. "You know in his heart he's a god man. And the rules are not so strick for the homeleaders, especially when their behavior is good, like Jackson's. So... how do you want to decide? Will you grant him his wish and make him happy, before your retirement?"

"Damn..", he cursed quietly. "He just threatened to come back after two hours because of rape. Well, of course he's not serious, but what when I'm wrong? I'm afraid that the rascal will do it, just to tease me! So, I don't want to risk anything just before my retirement..", he said and closed the file infront of him. "Should he get his wish damn it. He should met her in one of the hospital rooms and take care of his manly needs....... but just for an hour!"

"He'll happy to hear that, your honor.."

"And please, the guards should take care of to make it secretly. Not that the other inmates are starting to come up with such absurd wishes, too..", he finally said and got up from his seat.

"Of course, your honor. I'll take care of that..", the lawyer said and looked after him.

Then he shook his head laughing, took his files and left the courtroom, too.

Well, if you were Jackson's lawyer, you had sometimes the craziest cases...!