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Your P***y is Perfect

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Summary

Part 1 in a series of short stories about dating adventures of a 50+ divorced, childless woman in Upstate New York. Includes humorous and not-so-humorous takes on the men I’ve met online and in-person since being single for two years.

Status
Ongoing
Chapters
4
Rating
5.0 1 review
Age Rating
18+

I Shaved My Legs with Toilet Water at a Truck Stop


I texted you before I came and asked if I could take a shower there. You did not respond. You said you wanted to paint in the morning, but did not explain further. You made me feel like a prostitute. So I left. And I shaved my legs in a truck stop bathroom with toilet water. It is the last time I will see you. So this is my goodbye. Writing this because it’s the first time my calcified heart felt anything in two years. My beautiful, mysterious, strange, amazing, talented Sir. I am obsessed with you. I’m sure you know that. But, unfortunately, from start to finish, all I am to you, is a mouth.

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