PROLOGUE "MAN":
An old man huddles down near a fireplace with children all around and begins to tell a tale as old as time itself.
“A man of few words rolled up one day, with skin gray as ash in a town full of cash. Oh, what a rascal he was, stealing cattle here and there and everywhere. ”AMTIMBIFA” this little gray man was called it was a name that the locals gave to this little knave lad, from the sound that he made when he found his next prey. ”AMTIMBIFA" He would say in his little man voice, hearing that, you knew your cattle was next.
Although everyone just called him “Man” for short, as he was quite a short man for sure. Although this man wasn’t actually a man, which was quite a shock to everyone in this little town full of cash. Yes, indeed, the little gray man known as “Man” or ”AMTIMBIFA" for long, was actually an ALIEN?!!
What a shock, the town had been used to little naked gray things running around everywhere stealing things, which were known as rats and the town just had come to the conclusion that this was just another one of those rats that maybe had a bit of a growth spurt, but NO it was an alien, from the planet Erth, not to be confused with the other planet called Earth. The local residents of the town full of cash, which was called “Town full of cash”, were quite flabbergasted. Actually the entire planet of Eart (Not to be confused with Erth and Earth with an H) was quite flabbergasted, yes, indeed. The only aliens of sorts that had ever come to Eart were from the planet Earth (With an H) to sign the ”Earty Earth Earty packidy pack pack“, where the two planets signed their declaration of allegiance. Which came to a short end after Earth’s (Not to be confused with Erth and Eart without an H) local posy of Apes started a rebellion against their overlords that overlorded them too much, the Orangutans which had also earlier rebelled against their overlords that overlorded them too much, the Humans.
The lords of Eart, after finding about the new lifeform that had settled on their land, set a bounty on “Man” the little short man that wasn’t man, but actually alien, to be captured alive and studied, but Man, sensing the approaching danger, had already escaped and couldn’t be found, anywhere around.”
