Hello again
Seokjin: right ok so we need to sort something out
Namjoon: this is very important
Seokjin: yes
Seb: one of you just say it
Namjoon: Seokjin can
Seokjin: um no you’re the boring one you can tell them
Scarlett: can you just fucking say it so we can go do just dance
Namjoon: um so for some reason Selena has been banned off of inkitt so she had to make a new account so it’s just a copy of that sorry
Scarlett: well all know why she was banned
Selena: do we?
Yoongi: you wrote a book about Putin
Selena: there’s book about Hitler and they are on Amazon
Seb: yeah but they’re to educate people yours was just weird
Selena: well there are positives to putini
Seb: just shut up
Namjoon: anyway so we’ll do like a whole new living arrangement thing
Seokjin: and that is?
George: hello everyone I’m here and here is my presentation
Selena: no
George: anyway so there is one giant apartment complex and you will have 3 roommates and there will be the main living room, kitchen, and everything on the first floor
Selena: I have a question
George: what?
Selena: well there’s always more people coming to the mansion so like what will we do when there are no more rooms?
George: well Gio will either add more floors and make it wider or a second apartment complex or something like that
Seokjin: I heard that we might have to have separate houses
George: that is a possibility
Seb: anyway we shall now have a minute of silence for the queen
Scarlett: how is us being quiet show respect
Seb: well it’s time for us to reflect
Selena: reflect on what?
Seb: everything she has done for us
Scarlett: she hasn’t done anything for us personally
Seb: just shut up
George cries (peasant)
Namjoon: right now that we have had a moment of silence we shall go to the apartment complex and um there is something else
George: um there’s no more slides so what is it?
Seb: school
Scarlett: fuck you
Selena: I think he’s joking cuz he knows we would genuinely kill him if he made us go
Seb: it won’t be that bad cuz you’re doing GCSE’s
Kookie: go fuck yourself
George: can’t we just skip school and just cheat and get our GCSE’s anyway?
Seb: um no
George: for fuck sakeeeeeeeee
Seb: anyway let’s go to the apartment and we can discuss rooms and stuff
Seokjin: you’re a strange man
Seb: um
They go to the apartment which is very lovely
Max: this is quite alright
Lulu: shut up
Seb: Lulu how are you?
Lulu: fine why?
Seb: the queen is dead and I’m not sure how you feel
Lulu: um well I don’t like King Charles but we’ll sort that out and William can be king
Selena: he should be king
Namjoon: anyway we’ve done a very good arrangement
Seokjin: um no you have you didn’t let me help you
Namjoon: anyway so there are bout 4 rooms on each floor
Seokjin: this is strange
Namjoon: so your names will be outside the rooms so I'll just say what floors you're on
Selena: umm
Scarlett: I question this
Namjoon: 2nd floor is Lando, Yoongi, Seb, Daniel, Carlos Max, Zhou, Pierre, Nicky, Kookie, Valts, and Tae
Tae: um so we just go up and pick a room or what?
Namjoon: YOUR NAME IS OUTSIDE THE DOOR READ IT AND IF IT HAS YOUR NAME GO IN
Tae: ok calm down
Namjoon: on the 3rd floor is Sergio, Goerge, Tom Six, John K, Rami M, Zak, Jeremy K, Jimin, Nyck and Steve
Zak: who are those people?
Namjoon: Selena begged me to let Tom Six stay cuz he is the director of the human centipede, Jeremy Kyle is here cuz i don't know, Rami was in some movie and Steve is also an actor
Zak: John K?
Namjoon: also an actor
Zak: oh ok
Namjoon: anyway on the fourth floor is Chris H, Esteban, Oscar, Nikita, Mark R, Samuel J, Dieter Laser, Paul R, me, Kevin, Michael Jackson and Fernando
Fernando: how is MJ alive?
Namjoon: Gio brought him back
Oscar: um I'm questioning this
Chris H: same but anyway I'm going to sleep
Namjoon: on the 5th floor is Chris E, Andrew G, Hoseok, Clark G, Tom Holland, Ferrari Lady, Scarlett, Christian, Seungmin, James C, Gordon, Martin F, Kibum, Taemin, Baekhyun and Jongin
Scarlett: YAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Tom Holl: um ok but Andrew is too obsessed with me
Andrew: LIIIEESSSSSSSS
Namjoon: I going to die
Tom Holl: um
Namjoon: on the 6th floor is Jeremy R, Robert (not Penguin man), Yuki, Tobey M, Seokjin, Freddie M, Selena, Mattia, Benedict, Toto, Jimmy F, Bo, Charles, Mick and Tom H
Selena: YAYAYAYAYAYA THAT'S AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG
Namjoon: um right well it's late so you're going to all sleep
Selena: um no
Namjoon: you have school tomorrow
Scarlett: we don't have to go
Toto: we can just skip
Christian: well you would wouldn't you
Toto: SHUT UPPPPPPP
Seokjin: I'm sorry about Namjoon guys but Gio and Seb are also to blame
Toto: well I'm not going
Gio: YOU HAVE TO DUMBASS
Toto: why?
Gio: you have to do something or you can find someone else to do what I do for you
Toto: You're sadistic
Scarlett: school is torture
Selena: at least we can beat up stupid people
Scarlett: yes K shall dieeeeeeeeee
Selena: yes
Benedict: OH MY TEETH AHHHHHH
Namjoon: everyone go to your rooms NOWWWWW
everyone went to their rooms
with Scarlett
Scarlett: this is outrageous
Seungmin: what is?
Scarlett: stupid Christian is here
Seungmin: we should mess with him while he's sleeping
Scarlett: Selena has a lot of permanent markers we can take one and draw on his face
Seungmin: YESSSSSSSS
Seungmin and Scarlett went to Selena room
Selena: what are you doing?
Mattia: I'm setting up my Ferrari bedding
Selena: looks like shit
Benedict: you two need to shut up
Scarlett: SELEENAAAAAAA
Seungmin: HI
Selena: um lovely
Scarlett: we need a marker
Selena: oh ok I have tons what colour?
Scarlett: black
Selena: what are you using it for?
Scarlett: we're going to draw on Christians face
Selena: I love that
Scarlett and Seungmin left to draw on Christians face and Selena shouted out to draw a dick (very realistic)
With Sergio
Sergio: George I don't know if it's safe to sleep in the same room as Tom
George: why
Sergio: the human centipede was his idea
George: grow up
Tom S: helloooooo (he's very creepy)
Sergio: I'm going to sleep in the living room
George: what a wimp
Tom S: why's he a wimp
George: he thinks you'll make the human centipede a reality
Tom S: that's a good idea
George: NAMJOOOOOOOOOON
Namjoon: what
George: TOM WANTS TO TURN ME INTO A CENTIPEDE AHHHH
Namjoon: grow up George
Tom S: you guys are strange
George: you're the one who directed a fucked up movie
Tom S: have you watched it?
George: no but Selena has and she liked it so it's probably very fucked up
Namjoon: that's true
Tom S: I'm not going to turn it into a reality unless you piss me off
George: um that's mean
Namjoon: just go to sleep and stop being weird
George: I'm sleeping downstairs with Sergio
Tom S: wimp
Namjoon; um anyway goodnight Tom
Tom S: goodnight (creepyyyyy)
with Valts
Valts: um Tae that's mine
Tae: um no
Kookie: guys I need banana milk or I'll die
Valts: don't you have a mini fridge full of it
Kookie: well I drank it all
Tae: you need help
Kookie: shut up
Tae: kvjrmsnmpitk
Valts: um so how do guys feel about school
Tae: well I'm not going
Kookie: I'll go just to see what it's like there
Valts: um Tae you have to go
Tae: no I don't
Valts: Namjoon and Seb will force you
Tae: sure
they all went to sleep and Tae was planning stupid things cuz he is not very smart lol
