Two minute horror
Two Sentence Horror
I was getting ready for bed and I saw a painting of a man and thought it was weird so I went to bed. I woke up and it was a window.
Did you know you can still feel your body when you are dead? Good to see my husband still finds me attractive after all these years.
My four-year-old said she wish people didn’t have to knock I told her about doorbells. She said can you install one on my window.
I decided to kill off a few people in my book great twist for my autobiography.
I can hear 1 year into the future. Today the noise stopped
Dno’t panic tish is you bairn I Dno’t have mchu time it cnat decipher srcmabled wrodsget hlep its already inside you
Nevermind your fine
