The Aussie Christmas Song
Bare feet on the hot summer sand
Sunshine burning your nose
Bikini bodies getting tanned
Children being sprayed with a hose
Everybody knows a barbie & a beer
Help to cool the body down
And add to the holiday cheer.
Kiddies won't want to put their heads down
Because they know Santa's on his way
He's got a lot of toys on his sleigh
And all children will want to spy
To see if the white boomers really know how to fly
And so we're singing this simple song
To the people around the world
Although it's been sang in many languages throughout the land
Merry Christmas to you