Christmas Songs & Poetry From Downunder

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Summary

Christmas songs and poems have a different perspective since Christmas is in Summer in Australia. I rewrote some Christmas favourites to be relevant to an Aussie Christmas

Status
Complete
Chapters
14
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
13+

The Aussie Christmas Song

Bare feet on the hot summer sand

Sunshine burning your nose

Bikini bodies getting tanned

Children being sprayed with a hose

Everybody knows a barbie & a beer

Help to cool the body down

And add to the holiday cheer.

Kiddies won't want to put their heads down

Because they know Santa's on his way

He's got a lot of toys on his sleigh

And all children will want to spy

To see if the white boomers really know how to fly

And so we're singing this simple song

To the people around the world

Although it's been sang in many languages throughout the land

Merry Christmas to you