Authors Note
Here we are my beauts... the end of the road 😭 Are you all ready for this?
For those that are new here; hello, welcome, so lovely to see your gorgeous faces... and I mean this with all do respect... but...
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! THIS IS NOT WHERE YOU START THIS SERIES! GO BACK TO BOOK ONE YOU ABSOLUTE ANIMAL, BEFORE YOU RUIN IT ALL FOR YOURSELF!
My Future Stepbrother, it's where the party starts. Go to the beginning, then come back here if you were emotionally neglected as a child and now find some deep rooted satisfaction in having your heart ripped out by an author, before it's returned to you with a smile and a nice glass of gin, while you beg Monroe just to let you have peace. I'll be waiting 😘
As for my ride-or-dies that have served their time and are once again ready for me to be the reason they need therapy; Hey sexy, you miss me? 😉 Welcome back! ❤️
This story picks up two years after that bitch of a cliffhanger in My Mother's Husband, and we will find our girl Maybelline in a very different place in her life... One of love 😍
There’s just one thing missing...
"Topless waiters?"
NOT NOW, CHARLIE!
Anyway, how about we just go see. So come hop aboard what The Beaut Army have dubbed 'The Monrollercoaster', because bitches... We're going home to Westbrooke! 🙌
For the very last time in this series... I know, it hurts me too, but all good things must come to an end my loves 😭💔
Let's not think about it now babe, it hurts to much 🥺
Just some FYI's for those amongst you that have repressed the memories of my torture... I mean books, that have repressed the memories of my books.
1) All my books contain sensitive and triggering topics. They are listed 18+ for a reason: Sexual content, violence, dark themes etc. I don't really give trigger warnings in order to avoid spoilers, but if you have any concerns/subjects you a need a bit of forewarning about, then please DM my insta @MonroeThirty and I'll give you a heads up ❤️
2) My books are REAL, that means the characters are flawed, they have trials and tests like us all. If you're looking for a story where it's all pretty pink princesses being rescued by knights with mummy issues while they braid their hair, or where the good guy always comes out on top and nothing makes you cry - turn away now. 🙈 Life ain't all rainbows and unicorn-shit my darlings, but that's why the goods are so damn good.
And this one... this one is good 🥰
3) May (Our gorgeous heroine) has ADHD, which means at times her mind can be a minefield. She has learnt the skills to best support herself, but this isn't something you just grow out of 😂 So there will be times where you question her thinking, but never forget that May has a reason. May always has a reason. ❤️
4) If you're offended by a fuck-ton of swearing and off-the-chain smut, then back slowly out of the room, because this is not the place for you 😂🙈 WE LIKE FIRE HERE! 🔥
*Monroe shoves her inner Cara back in her box*
5) As always, I love a bit of constructive criticism, but I will not tolerate hate or prejudice. My books have people from every walk of life, and they are all fucking fabulous. Any hateful comments will see you on the pointy end of The Beaut Army's wrath (and these bitches scare me, so take the warning ⚠️)
6) Absolute slut for the comments over here 🙌 I fucking loves you guys, talking to you is one of my favourite parts of this whole writing malarkey, so drop those comments like they're all that's keeping me alive 😂🥰
7) Come join my absolutely mental family of crazies over on Instagram (@MonroeThirty) 🔥 I will have aesthetics for all these characters soon, as well as all my usual fun games, music playlists, never ending stream of hilarious commentary, and so much more. If you want to drown in Monroe, you know where I am 😘
8) This one is just for my Anystories fam - This will be my last free book on Anystories 😔💔 I know, I'm sorry, but being a free author on this app is becoming impossible 😢 I've listed my reasons on Instagram, unfortunately this is no longer the place for authors like me who just want to write for the love of it 😭 However, this will NOT be my last free book, so please follow me on my other platforms to read everything else I write for forever 🥰 This has not been a decision I've taken lightly, but I have to, even though it kills me because my Anystories family has made me what I am 💔
9) FINALLY - If you want extra content, bonus chapters, early access to this book, or the ability to read THREE of my other books connected with this series (Chad's alternative story My Future Angel, Luke and Eli's story My Imperfect Prince, and Antonio's story Uccisore) along with all the future spin-off stories I have planned, please check out my patreon 🥰 www.patreon.com/MonroeThirty ❤️
Okay, longest authors note in history award goes to... *Monroe rushes the stage because she'll never turn down the chance to hold something shiny* 😂
Apologies, just got to get all this out there! ❤️
So buckle in my fucking diamonds, pour your wine, get the chocolate, lock the kids out of the house and grab those tissues... because we're about to take off 😍
Oh... and you, yes you, you incredibly fuckable beast you....
Welcome to The Beaut Army 😉❤️
