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It’s been a hot minute since I’ve been on here!!! Howdy Duty!??!!!

I’ve got some new updates and books to check out!!!! And More coming SOON!!!!

Random facts about me, two: My longtime middle school friend is now my neighbor, and I don't remember why I knocked on his door, but he cracked it open, peeked out, and smelled like the devil's lettuce. About halfway into our convo, it clicked with me, and I was like, "Wait! Are you naked behind there?" He blinked at me, and I blinked back, and we both blushed. Then I turned my back to slowly walk back into my house, and I heard the door slowly creak shut. I bumped into him the next day, and he said he was laughing for 3 hours straight. I said, "I bet you were, sir..."

Almost 3 years ago today, I accidentally drove a hearse to my parents' house to visit my grandma to find out she was deceased the whole time....Happy Celebration of life, Grandma.

Never in 1 million years would I have thought I would see a dog aggressively swallow something cause he didn’t want me to get it... that's so cartoon coded. 😂😂😂

My dog farted while I was drinking Dr Pepper, and it was so potent that it marinated with the drink.... I think I'm going to throw up.... help???

Sooooo....Ive noticed a rise in popularity amongst this book....THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE & SUPPORT!!!! 🫶🏼 I truly appreciate it!!!

Anyways.... I’m off to babysit these two squirts....


Tootaloo!!!

Too many deaths....Little time to grieve 😩😭😭
After the death of my best friend, I just found out that my long-time childhood neighbor passed away a few days ago. I’m very sad, but at least she’s no longer suffering.

Too many deaths....Little time to grieve 😩😭😭
After the death of my best friend, I just found out that my long-time childhood neighbor passed away a few days ago. I’m very sad, but at least she’s no longer suffering.

It’s been a hot, HOT MINUTE, whew, since I’ve been on here.... Almost forgot about this app. 😑

I'm back. Getting bariatric surgery soon!