Ariel Low

read this review and then read the book i pinky promise you will receive seratonin

I RARELY post reviews because I’m extraordinarily picky with what I read, but this book was just *chef kiss*. I sat down one evening at maybe 8 pm and ate this shit up nearly in its entirety (over 600 pages of literal life fuel). it was funny, witty, quirky in the best way possible, and brought me so much joy. Long books that aren’t fantasy tend to scare me sometimes just because I feel like things can drag on occasionally but this was not the case. Every word was needed, and the character progression was fantastic from the beginning to the end. Not once did I feel like I had to push myself to finish. This book genuinely made me laugh and receives a 10/10 on my humble scream scale (the more I scream and make weird noises while reading the better). If you’re reading this review and pass up this book you’re genuinely a full fledged clown and I genuinely think you’re trying to make yourself miserable because this is one of the best things you could ever do for yourself. Do yourself the favor idk what else to tell you. Cant wait for the sequel I’m going to literally pass out and die when it’s released. Ariel out 🥲

Heartwarming Read

As an author, I truly believe your book should be noticed and cherished. I was lucky to have mine discovered, and it has really been a blessing. I generally do not leave reviews, but by leaving one here, I hope this book can find recognition and provide the same happiness to others as it did to me. Author— you should be so, so proud. Keep it up.
Ari

fucking amazing omg my heart is full

This book is a work of art and literally provided me with so much joy. I’m not a huge fan of short books, but this one really got me. I don’t even think there is anything that I would even complain about. The character development was on point for such a short story. It goes full circle and doesn’t feel rushed. This is also coming from the person who rarely leaves reviews and is very opinionated. You should feel proud.

Amazing book with like two small errors

Okay I love love LOVED this book but there are two major things wrong with the plot.

1. In order for you to get a job selling fo Merck you MUST have an MBA. My mom had the same exact job as Ronald.

2. Princeton University does not give out full rides EVER. I’ve never seen it and I’ve lived in Princeton my whole life. It’s not possible

Regardless of these small errors, I loved the book so much. Definitely an amazing 3 hours well spent.

Professional Quality

I have not a single complaint or different wish about this book. It was well thought out, planned, and included a very unique and interesting plot and setting(s) which were almost a character themselves. I would recommend this book while I’m laughing and crying from laughing at 3 am. Heck, I’m not even awake or laughing or crying at 3 am.

I WANT TO BE HONEST...

Firstly, I’m sorry because I don’t know how to say any of this without seeming like a bitch. Your usage of the word gay when describing Sponge Bob was unneeded and made me feel uncomfortable. With that being my main concern, I feel like it’s also important to note how the book is very fast paced, and the characters lack reasoning and depth. The way I perceive it is that the author gave the main character a plethora of abuse as a child to try to add to her character, but it only took away as it seemed excessive and relatively unrealistic. She seemed perfectly fine after her childhood, when most people who have gone through similar events spend YEARS getting well enough to even face the world on a day to day basis. All of the characters seemed childish and impulsive, and no aspect of the book, except for maybe the plot, could be considered usable for a published piece of literature. That being said, the plot, however cliche, has the potential to be a kickass book. The author merely has to work on their craft, which let’s face it, starts off questionable and progresses into something more notable. Keep on writing, because the first copy isn’t birthed amazing. That being said, be careful with anything that can be perceived as homophobic, racist, etc. (not saying there were racist aspects in here but I couldn’t read past the gay bit)