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Hey, is this Ash? - C

yeah, who is this? - a

Charlie, I'm Em's friend. She said we're paired for the wedding? - C

oh god, i'm sorry - a

um... what for? - C

she didnt say anything weird to you? - a

no? - C

thank god. i'm sorry for freaking out - a

nice to meet you though, if that's what you can call this - a

Ok, this is probably really pushy since I don't even know you, but you know you've gotta explain now, right? - C

nice to 'meet' you too! - C

yeah if i knew you i'd tell you to fuck off and just not tell you, aha. it's nothing that weird though, she just said she was trying to hook me up with someone at the wedding. - a

That's honestly not even a surprise from her. - C

guess you know her pretty well then? - a

Not for long, but yeah. We worked together over the summer and she got me talking about relationships on day 1. Since she got a bf, she's pretty much obsessed with getting me into a relationship too. Same for you? - C

well, we never worked together (except in school, but that was a disaster, so we don't talk about that), but yeah - same about the relationship stuff - a

well. are you hot? - C

... I'm gonna say yes? - a

Then I won't make her change my partner. - C

wow, i think i'm flattered? - a

You sound trustworthy. - C

i am most definitely not. watch ya back, kid. - a

you don't even know what I look like. - C

sleep with one eye open. - a

help 999 my friend is trying to hook me up with a murderer. - C

xoxo - a