đ Disclaimer: This Book May Cause Creative Side Effects
All the stories in this book are based on real-life incidentsâsome are mine, some are generously donated by other equally chaotic authors. Names may have been changed to protect reputations (or to avoid being unfriended). Any resemblance to your assistant, editor, or writing buddy is probably intentional.
This book may cause:
Sudden laughter in public
Urges to write again (even if you said you were on a break)
May cause sudden inspiration or the urge to text your editor in all caps.
Sudden Urge to become an author
Proceed with caffeine. And chaos.
âïžIâd love to hear your thoughtsâfellow authors, can you relate?