Chapter 1
A Wish Upon Twilight!
Have you ever wondered if one could really make a wish upon a star or even what would happen. And what would even be the outcome if one did! Well for Taylor! He was about to find out this night what would happen if he actually made a wish tonight.
Only thing was! It just happened to be upon a star that just didn’t have a shit to give!
Standing there on the balcony of his apartment looking up into the nights sky. Taylor’ a brown eyed dark haired guy! Standing there thinking to himself! Have you ever thought that you had found the perfect girl!
Just when he suddenly hears a voice in the night, as he then looked around to see where the voice had come from. As he then saw a person standing on the balcony over from him, just as the person said to him
“Don’t you look at you me mother fucker I didn’t say a thing to you!”
Leaving him thinking! “Okay”! Now I’m hearing voices! Now where was I! Oh yeah’ Knowing that she was different from all of the rest!
Just then as Taylor’ heard the voice again saying to him
“Hey dumbass! Up here!”
Just as Taylor then looked up!
“Yeah you! I don’t see anyone else standing out here talking rambling about a girl ass! Everyone else is either fucking one! Or have been fucked by one! Take your pick!
“So I going to tell you right now! Don’t you even think about making no dam wish tonight! I ain’t in no mood!”
With Taylor’ now really confused! He began to think about his perfect girl once more.
But Man this star was just not having any of it tonight shouting back at me saying
“Look! I don’t think you heard me right the first time! I ain’t in no dam mood for any of your nonsense wishes about some ass tonight!”
Just as another neighbor then shouted out!
“Will the both of you shut the fuck up!”
As the star in the sky then shouted back
“Excuse me! Don’t tell me to shut the fuck up! How about you shut that fat ass of yours up”
Leaving Taylor even more baffled with him now shouting out!
“For crying out loud! I was thinking to myself for Gods sake!” With him once again looking over to the person at the balcony over from him. With the person once again saying
“Look I’m telling you for the last time I didn’t say a dam thing to your ass!”
Then with a Catholic Priest the next window down then started shouting out
“Will all of you please be quiet! I’m trying to pray here!”
As the woman over from him then shouted back to him saying
“Oh! You want some peace and quiet to pray too! Try praying to this! Blasting some Death Metal!
As the Catholic Priest then shouted back
“For crying out loud I’m trying to pray in peace and quiet! Over here you over stuffed cow!”
With the woman then grabbing her boobs dancing away to Death Metal playing. Leaving the Catholic Priest shouting and screaming back threatening to do an exorcism on her.
“I pray that what ever Devil comes out of right now!”
As a man dressed up as a Devil right next door with his hands already full of a hot girls ass! Saying
“I’m already in someone else’s ass! She will just have to wait her turn!”
With Taylor then shouting
“Oh my God people! I was only thinking to myself here!”
With the star in the nights sky shouting back
“Yeah! Thinking about that ass that you ain’t getting! Laughing into the nights sky
With Taylor now getting more agitated! Trying to think! About his perfect girl that he knew was perfect in every way.
Just as the star in the sky then shouted down to Taylor’ saying
“Look! I’m getting sick and dam tired of you thinking about your perfect little girl! With her perfect little ass!”
“Oh yeah! Like I haven’t heard that one before! How about you just go down to the street corner and spare me your crying! Oh boohoo! A perfect girl with an ass to match!”
“Yeah! As if that hasn’t also been said a million times before! I swear guys like you kill me! Oh this is the perfect girl! Oh this is girl is one of a kind! I swear! Just say it already! She has got a great fucking Ass! There I said it for you!” Now if you could be so nice! And fuck off! Taylor!with the star laughing down from the nights sky at him
Just then as the star once again spoke up saying
“Okay! I get it! You saw a girl with a perfect ass that you will never have! But I tell you what! I might just give you a wish tonight if you wish! How about that!” Just as Taylor’ then suddenly realized that a star in the sky had been talking to him. As the star then said
“Well it’s about fucking time!
“Yeah! I might just grant your wish tonight! I’m gonna send you a girl tonight alright! But I’m gonna tell you right now! That she is gonna be a real pain in your ass!”
Oh but wait! It gets better! She’s A Vampire! Oh that’s right! But you lucky you! She ain’t gonna suck your life away! Not your life! Cause you sure as hell don’t have one! As the star in the sky was laughing even harder now!
“Oh I’m sorry Taylor’ I apologize for saying that! Not really! But she isn’t going to suck you dry! She is going to leave you hung! High and dry! Leaving you begging for the Grandma and her little dog at the end of the street.
And as if the star didn’t have anything else to say to Taylor’
“Oh and by the way her name is Dakota’ a blonde haired blue eyed girl! and she is gonna be a real pain in your ASS! I promise you that! she is going to give your ass a real good riding tonight. As the star then laughed on into the night.
“Okay! Well when should I expect this so called girl to show up or is this just wishing thinking! Or are you just blowing star dust up my ass!
Just then as a vampire looking biker with spiky white hair! Oh and by the way his name is David’ Wearing a jacket with words ‘Lost Boys’ on the back of it! Pulling upon on a Harley Davidson’ handing me a note with an address on it. Just as he then looked to me saying
“How far are you willing to go!” Laughing as he then drove away
Leaving Taylor to question? is this even for real? With the star replying back to me saying
“Where there is always the street corner with whoever!
Okay! So I guess I will check this out then! I mean what harm could it do after all!
Picturing a blonde haired blue eyed girl dressed all in black! Standing there with a whip motioning to me. Saying to me
“Come and get me! What are waiting for! I’m here and all ready to play you all night long”
Just as the Catholic Priest’ spoke back up saying
“Did someone say that they wanted to pray the night away?”
As the Devil right next door then spoke up saying
“Dam! There is to much ass banging going on tonight to pray this night away!”
With Taylor’s mind now made up he was going to do it! He was going to wish upon a star tonight!
Just as the Devil then said
“You do it! You wish for that ass tonight!” Just remember it may not be her ass that you go up tonight! She may have a pitch fork ready to go straight up yours ass instead.”
Picturing Dakota standing there holding a pitch fork looking to me motioning me to come on! Standing there laughing on
With Taylor’ then saying
“Okay! Let’s do this! Tonight I wish upon this star for a girl to show me the world tonight!”
Just as the star in the nights sky laughed out saying
“As you wish!” Laughing off into the night
As I saw Dakota in mind bending over to me blowing me a kiss saying come and get me! And I promise that I will show you the world tonight!
I’m all yours laughing!
Leaving Taylor Looking down to the note that the biker had left me looking at the address thinking, let’s do this! Getting into his half broken down red pickup. Making my way to the address
Thinking man! This better not be a put on! Soon finding himself arriving at the address stated. Looking around at what was just an old abandoned building. But before he knew it! Like the star had told him! A blonde haired blue eyed girl all dressed to kill suddenly appeared!
Standing there sliding her hands up the side of her body just as she said to him
“Come and get me I’m waiting to show you the world tonight! I promise!
As Taylor then made his horny ass over to her saying to her
“Oh I’m here! Oh my God I’m here!”
Just as Dakota gave him an evil little smile saying to him
“First things first! Strip! Taking out her whip striking it saying
“Now! I ain’t asking you twice!”
Oh yeah! As Taylor was now stripping his clothes off just fast as he could! Thinking to himself! Man this is going to be a night that I not going to soon forget!
Just as he heard a laugh coming from the nights sky
“Oh yeah! I guarantee that you ain’t going to forget this night!”
As Dakota’ then walked over to him placing her hands on the side of face saying to him
And as I promised I am going to show you the world as you never seen it before.
Slowly sliding her hand all the way down to his midsection. Saying to him
“Do you like that! Does it feel good!
With moaning oh yeah! God I’m in Heaven!
Just as Dakota then said to him
“In Heaven huh! How about a little Pain! Just a little! I promise!
Just then as she then firmly grabbed o hold off his balls as the star in the sky sure as Hell was now Laughing his ass off at him!
With Dakota’ saying to him
“How about just a little harder! Just a little more pain”
Not only the star in the sky heard his screams! But a hooker from a mile away was saying
“Dam! Someone sure got a hold of his balls!”
As Dakota’ just looked to Taylor’ smiling as she then said to him
“When you make a wish upon a star! You dam well better be careful of which star it is. Laughing at him
As Dakota’ then said to Taylor’
“Oh! And one last thing!”
Just as Taylor felt something come out of! Well you guessed it! And no it wasn’t that! But his Soul!
“Your Soul I now have! And to make it interesting! I will give you till sunrise to find me! And you shall have your Soul back! For you did ask for a girl to show you the world tonight! And the world I am going to show you! And in ways that you have never seen it.” Laughing at him
And with that Dakota’ was gone into the night on the back of the Harley with David’
Leaving Taylor there on his knees in pain asking
“What the Hell just happened!”
As the star in the nights sky then shouted down to him saying
“Well was this not what you wished for? For a girl to show you the world tonight! The world around you at least! Laughing! Oh and by the way I just made that shit up about her being a Vampire! But she sure as Hell sucked your ass dry!”
“Oh! And one last thing before you go off on your little adventure tonight! Don’t look but your little red truck is being towed!” As the star then laughed into the night
Leaving Taylor’ there naked as all to be looking as his truck was being towed by two brothers who went by the frog brothers! Was Yelling at him saying
“Hey! You can always just howl at the moon! Who knows! Maybe some old vampire granny may answer!” As they drove off with his truck
As Taylor’ was now running ass naked after them yelling and screaming! Just the Wolf brothers laughed on howling into the night!
Leaving Taylor there nude! And without his truck! Throwing his hands up into the nights sky yelling
“Oh come on! What in the actual fuck!”
With Taylor now making his way back to his apartment complex, running from every old woman and a dog or two! that he came across! After finally making his back! Making his way to the Catholic Priest apartment. Thinking on how in the Hell was he going to explain this!
Pounding on his door with the Priest finally answering with him saying
“Now who in the Hell could this be! Jesus! Holy Hell! I’m guessing that you would like to confuse your sins my son!”
With Taylor replying back saying
“No! Not really! But look I need your help! A girl took my innocence tonight! And I need your help!”
Leaving the Priest just to stand there in shock saying to him
“Well son! A lot of girls do that!”
Just then as another neighbor opened up her door shouting
“What in the Hell is going on out here!”
Oh and by the way her name is Alice’ a green eyed dark hair girl!
Leaving her standing there looking wide eyed at a very much nude Taylor’ and a Priest still in shock himself.
Leaving Alice to ask
“Do I even want to know! Or do I care to even know!”
With Taylor’ throwing up is hands saying
“Look! I can explain this! But I sorta need help!”
With Alice looking to him saying
“Yes you do!”
With Taylor replying back
“Look! I need help finding a girl!
Leaving Alice just to look at him saying
“And what the fuck do you want me to do about that!
With Taylor then saying to her
“No! Not in that way! Seriously I need help finding a girl that took my innocence tonight!
Leaving Alice even more stunned saying back to him
“I think I have heard enough! Now if you two don’t mind!”
With Taylor’ replying back to her
“Please! I’m beginning you! The both of you! Please help me to find this girl tonight!”
With Alice’ replying back
“And what actual fuck do you want me to do! Am I supposed to somehow look into the future and see this so called girl! I don’t think so!” But I do you leaving and taking your nude ass somewhere else!”
Just then as the guy dressed as the Devil walked by looking at Alice’ saying
“Oh the one girl that can sparkle up my life! Please tell me that you want to bite me all over!”
With Alice just looking at him flipping him off!
With The Devil then saying to Alice’
“Hey you know that you can shine that shiny ass of yours on me anytime!”
With him then looking to Taylor saying to him
“Don’t you even think about biting me! I sure don’t want to be a harry ass wolf man baying at the moon!” As he then took notice of the Priest
“Well! What do we have here! Someone confessing their sins! Or a little knotty bestiality that I wasn’t aware of”
With Taylor’ just shaking his head at him saying
“I’m looking for a girl who took my innocence tonight!”
As the guy dressed up as the Devil then said to him
“It’s okay! Girls sorta do that!” Shaking his head laughing at him!
With Taylor replying back
“No! She took my Fucking Soul!”
With the Devil then saying
“Now you are talking! Sounds like my kind of girl!”
As the man dressed up as the Devil then went on his way laughing all the way
With Alice’ then looking to Taylor’ asking him
“Look! I can’t believe that I am going to say this! Oh my God! I really can’t believe I’m going to even say this! But I will help you find this so called girl tonight”
With the Priest then looking to Taylor’ also saying
“What can I say! How can I turn down a man trying to find his Soul! But first! For Gods sake! Please put some clothes on!”
Now with that! As we now find Alice’ Taylor’ and the Priest’ all getting into Alice’s’ Volkswagen Beetle! Heading into what the night has to bring them.
Just as the guy dressed as the Devil decided that he wasn’t going to left out this. Trying his dam-best! To get in an already packed car. With Alice’ just throwing up her hands saying
“Great! We have God! the Devil! A guy who just lost his innocence! All looking for the girl that took Taylor’s innocence! and the worst of all! I can’t I believe I’m even fucking going along with this! I mean where in the Hell do we even know where to look!”
With Taylor responding back
“Look if I knew then I could tell! Just try to think where she could be!”
With Alice’ then responding
“Where! It’s like you think I can see the future or some shit!”
With Devil then responding to Alice’
“You don’t happen to see me inside of you! in anytime soon do you”
Leaving Alice’ just dead staring at him saying
“Look! If you ain’t going to be of any use then get out”
With the Devil responding back
“I’m not even in you it! But I will be happy to get out once I’m finished!”
Just as Taylor then spoke up saying
“Look! If you guys can just help me get my truck back then I can do this alone!”
With the Priest then asking Taylor’
“so where do you think that your truck could possibly be located at”
Leaving Taylor still disgusted over what had happened then told him
“All I know is that a tow truck with the name the
Frog Brothers on it took it!”
As the Priest the said
“The Frog Brothers huh! Yeah I know a thing or two about them, they have a sign outside of the shop that says ‘Vampire Hunters’ but in reality they are just moonshine runners”! Okay so we have a starting point! So I guess off we go then”
As the group had finally made their way to the location having said a whole lot of colorful words to each! In a car literally with no room in it
With Taylor looking to Alice’ and the Priest’ telling them to watch out for anything! Anything at all! Leaving the Devil’ to wonder! And wonder he did! Walking up to window of a half nude girl standing there.
Just as Dakota’ and David’ then suddenly pulled up next to Taylor’ with David’ then looking to Taylor’ asking him
“How far are you willing to go”
As Dakota’ just then held up a locket with his soul in it! Laughing as she then said to him
“0h my! Did you happen to lose something tonight!” Laughing as they then rode off into the night!
Leaving Taylor with nothing to lose at this point! With him breaking into his own truck taking off after them.
Just as a very upset granny with a shotgun was standing there pointing it to the Devil’ saying to him
“You Son Of A Bitch!”
Leaving the Devil screaming as he then stating running to the car along with the Priest’ and Alice’ with them soon taking off after Taylor’! But lo and behold! The Frog Brothers was having none of it following close behind them! Howling into the night! Saying
“Looks like a couple of vampires to me! Being chased by their dog! Doesn’t matter! I had a shit load of moonshine of the back of that truck!”
But let’s not forget about granny! Getting into her own car shot gun and all! Following the chase! Yelling out the window
“You Son Of A Bitch! I’m going to send your ass straight back to Hell! Tonight!”
With Alice’ now shouting to the Priest’
“What in the hell are we doing now! Why are we in this chase! Taylor’ has is truck now!
Just as the Priest’ said
“As God is my witness! I’m going to help this boy get his soul back tonight”
Just as the Devil’ then spoke up
“Hey I’m just looking to not going to Hell tonight!”
Looking back at the granny in the car behind them flipping him off while yelling at him!
“I’m going to get your ass! You Son Of A Bitch!”
With everyone now in a chase with each other racing down the road and into the night. It just so happened that deputy Billy’ unfortunately picked the wrong time to enjoy his footlong hotdog. For when one looks up to see a Harley Davidson, being chased by a red pickup, followed up by a tow truck of two brothers howling into the night. And a car with a Devil! Hanging halfway out of car mooning a very much pissed off granny! Leaving deputy Billy’ saying
“Oh I can’t wait to hear this one”
With Alice’ now yelling at the Devil! Saying to him
“If you are done blowing wind out of your ass! We need to find a way out of this”
Just as the Priest then noticed a church up ahead telling Alice’ to pull in. A church by the way was well into its service. With the Devil then looking to Alice saying
“You sure that you want to go in there! Your ass might just light that place up!” But hey you can shine your ass me anytime!”
With Alice’ then flipping him off! Saying back to him
“You can stick this little light straight up your ass!”
Just as the Preacher was saying
“People! I’m telling you right now! At any moment you may find the Devil! Knocking at your door!”
Just then as Alice’ the Priest and the Devil! Busted through the church doors! With the Devil coming in first saying
“I’m here!”
Leaving everyone stunned including the Preacher, just the Preacher then said
“Wherever the Devil is! Trouble is soon to follow!
Just as soon as he said that! Gun tooting granny just happened to burst through the door saying
“Say your prayers Devil! I’m sending your ass right back to Hell!
With another granny then standing up shaking her fist saying
“Send his ass back to Hell!
With Alice’ the Priest and the Devil, now quickly making their way out the churches door. While being pursed by not only one angry granny with a shotgun. But the rest of the church as well all saying
“Send them to Hell! with Devil’ now shouting to the Priest’ saying
“Say or do something are these not your people!”
With the Priest then yelling back saying
“You try telling that to group of angry Baptists!”
Just Deputy Billy suddenly pulled up with the Baptists scattering into the night! With angry granny yelling out
“You wait you Son Of A Bitch! I will get you yet” before taking off herself
Leaving the Deputy there with you guessed it! With him asking
“Oh I can’t wait to hear this! Now what in the holy Hell is going on here!”
With the Devil’ then speaking up saying
“Go ahead sparkles tell him what’s going on!”
With the deputy then saying
Look! I don’t care who speaks first! But I’m standing here looking at someone in a Devils costume! A Priest! And a girl who you keep calling sparkles!
With the Priest now speaking up saying
“Look! I know this is going to sound ridiculous! But we really need to find a boy who lost his innocence to a girl tonight”
Just as the Devil then said
“I don’t think he’s really going for it!
Leaving the Deputy just looking at him saying
“Let me get this right! You three are looking for a girl who took a boys innocence tonight!
With the Devil then saying
“Yeah! And she is on the back of a motorcycle with a guy who looks like a vampire!”
With the Deputy the saying
“What! Okay! A girl that stole someone’s innocence tonight! is on a motorcycle with a guy who looks like a vampire! Okay! Let me get this straight! You want me to believe that a girl and a guy who look like vampires are on the run after taking someone virginity!
With Devil then looking over to Alice’ saying
“Look Sparkles! How about helping me out here!” Charm him! Shine your ass on him or something!
Leaving Alice’ throwing up her hands to him, just giving him a dead stare!
Just as the Priest’ then looked to the Devil and said
“I can’t believe I’m about to this! But I hope that the girl angels down there sparkle just as bright! Cause I may not make it in after this’
With the Priest’ quickly grabbing Deputy Billy’ with Devil’ soon to follow hand cuffing him to his car. As the Priest’ then said to Billy’
“Son! I’m sorry! But there is a boy out there who lost his innocence to a girl tonight and he needs us.”
With the three of them quickly getting back into the car making their way down the road. Leaving Billy’ there radioing dispatch saying
“Officers needed! I have a Devil! A Priest! And a girl who apparently sparkles on the run here looking for a girl who took someone’s innocence tonight!”
But wouldn’t you know it! But certain shotgun granny was now back in the chase! With everyone heading to same location.
With the Devil’ saying
“I can’t believe this! But I just can’t get this granny off my ass!”
As Alice’ then looked to him saying
“Well! She just wants to polish your ass nice and shiny!”
Making their way back as they then spotted Taylor’s truck along with the frog boys!
Quickly getting out the car making their way over to him.
Where a group of Girl Scouts was selling cookies. Along with members of the Baptist church from earlier was with them.
With one of them suddenly shouting
“It’s the Devil! Get him!”
With all the Girl Scouts now kicking and screaming at him!
Just as shotgun granny then pulled up right behind them. Getting out of her shotgun and all yelling
“Say your prayers Devil!”
Just as officer Billy then pulled up getting out of his car followed up by other officers. Telling everyone to freeze. Just as Deputy Billy’ then noticed the Frog Brothers’ along with their shotgun granny.
Bringing an end to their moonshine running days, knowing that he had the catch of a lifetime letting everyone else go!
With all four now back together with the Priest’ then asking Taylor’ where the girl had gone to. With him pointing to a club across the street.
Just the Devil’ then said
“The children of the night club huh! We must be cautious in there, it’s where Lost Boys! And sparklers tend to hang out”
With the four of them making their way into the club Just as Dakota’ was setting there along with David. Yelled out to Taylor holding up a locket. saying to him
“Oh Taylor’ looking for this! With the four of them making their way over to them. But as the Devil was going to be the Devil! Walked up to David saying to him
“ Whoa! Now there is a Vampire! As he then turned to Dakota’ saying
“And you! My little sweet fallen angel of a vampire! You can definitely shine your ass on me anytime”
As Taylor’ then looked to Dakota’ saying
“Give me back my Soul”
With Dakota’ smiling as she then looked to David’ then looking back to Taylor’ throwing him the locket saying to him
“Relax hunny! I only took your sweet little innocence!
As Taylor’ then heard laughing from the sky above as the star then said
“Well you got your wish didn’t you! A sweet little angel took you for a ride tonight! Well maybe not so sweet! Laughing into the nights sky
As everyone then mingled with each other into the night
But the story doesn’t end there
But as the story goes the he’ got his little wish! For that little angel with that shiny ass!
Well the story goes that he is still in pain till this day
