Punk Patrol
Principle: “Usuga! How dare you!”
People: What did he do this time? “What’s it this time?”
Principle: “He drew gay porn on my office when a female student’s parents were coming for a conference!” Great now they are all laughing! “Come back here Usuga you’re in big trouble!”
Takimo: What would he do. It’s not like he has evidence. “I don’t know what you’re talking about hahahaha, you’ve got the wrong guy you dorkwad.” This guy need to take a chill pill I mean it’s his fault for telling my parents about me sleeping in class. I’m passing with my Cs.
Principle: “SOMEONE GET HIM!” Oh good. “Mr. Nabi please get that boy!”
Takimo: He’s not going to....
Kasiki: “Got him sir.” Now who is this? He seems like a kid. “So what did you do? Wait are you that Taki something boy that he was talking about all the time!?”
Takimo: “Get your hands off me! I didn’t do anything that he has proof of.” This guy got me good. I need to somehow get away, but I don’t see any outings.
Kasiki: He must be it. “So you somehow got the camera get you out of their sight?”
Takimo: “Wait there are cameras?” He’s loosening his grip, it must be because of the cameras.
Principle: “Thank you. Now Usuga come with me.” I’m going to call his parents, too bad they won’t do anything serious thinking he just needs to talk to Mrs. Shuzu.
Takimo: “Look if you just want an excuse to act out those gay porn drawings find someone who actually finds your mammoth ass attractive.” That’s going to get on his nerves. I begin to smirk.
Kasiki: “He did what!” I start trying to hold in a laugh walking to the office to see the artwork. “Oh my goodness. What weird taste you have sir.”
Principle: “You want to get in trouble too!?”
Kasiki: “Oh no no no. Don’t worry sir I’ll have the janitor clean this up soon. You’ll be fine it doesn’t look permanent.” It’s very detailed and realistic for a prank though. You’ve got to give him props, but I do wonder why he does it. I also wonder what his punishment will be this time.
Principle: “Now Usuga we must talk about this. You’ve gone too far this time. We need something to be done.”
Takimo: “Send me to Misaki.”
Principle: “I can’t just keep sending you to Mrs. Shuzu just for you to come back and do something worse. I would only do this for drastic measures, but you need this. Mr. Nabi please come here.”
Kasiki: “Yes sir?” I walk over as he motions me over. What does he need me for?
Principle: “Mr. Nabi since you are one of my star students, and you know how students should behave from your four years here. I want you to watch him. I will transfer him to your classes. I want you to watch his grades and behavior. Will you do this for me?”
Kasiki: “What do I get out of this?”
Principle: “A 20,000 dollar scholarship and extra help to any college you want.” He can’t refuse this because I know how much he needs money. You can see the sweat coming off of him,
Takimo: “You can’t be serious!” No way would he do this! I look at this Nabi person tilting my head a little with a small frown.
Kasiki: So money and help. Oh I see the kid is giving me a face. How adorable that he might think I would pass this up. “I will.”
Principle: “Thank you it will begin tomorrow. And since he said yes, Usuga, I won’t tell your parents.”
Takimo: This isn’t real. “I refuse to believe this!” The guy comes over and shakes my hand.
Kasiki: “Thank you for this chance for greatness.” This should be fun. He looks like he’ll be something interesting to tame. We walk out of the principles office and I take him to the bathroom where no one else was. I put a janitors cone there so no one would go in and disturb.
Takimo: Why is he taking me in here? “Hey....ng.” What they hell. He put his hand down my pants!
Kasiki: “So my little kitten let gets one thing straight. You will listen to me ok?” I start to rub him and show dominance. He violently shakes his head and I let him go.
Takimo: “F-fuck you.” What the fuck just happened!? Is he some inner sadist otaku?
Kasiki: “Good just wanted to get that cleared up. See you at school tomorrow.” He threw soap at me but I dodged it. This is going to be a good year.
