Chapter 1
Episode 1 Departure
I am a ninja cat. I am not just a ninja cat. I am a ninja cat who can read people’s minds. I am also a ninja cat who has the ability to freely travel through history, from the present to the past, and I am an unusual esper cat.
My name is Sanzo. I am a ninja cat so I am not a member of any organization and lives comfortably every day. I’m always have a cat feather toy in my mouth. Most of the time, people play with it. This is to make them let their guard down. I am a ninja.
Now, by chance, I have accepted the job of a detective who travels through time and space to find out the truth about historical events and send articles.The reason for this was that I thought it would be cool to look like Sherlock Holmes traveling through history, but it was very smart of them to choose me, the cat, instead of a human esper.
There are many different types of human ninja, such as Iga, Koga, Fuuma, etc., each of which have their own psychics. It is similar to how the FBI and CIA, which often appear in movies and TV programs, have psychic agents. But they are only human. All humans have flaws.
One of the faults of human beings is that we tend to get angry. This is common not only among ninjas, but also among those who rule, as well as among ordinary people.
For example, in Japan’s past history, samurai who did not know bushido were quick to anger and quick to draw their swords. Japanese swords are designed in such a way that when the sword is pulled out of its scabbard, a small metallic sound can be heard, and this metallic sound is called the sound of “koikuchi wo kiru” by the samurai. In other words, the “koikuchi sound” is the same in meaning as the sound made at the moment before the bullet is fired, when the firing hammer is raised and secured. It is the sound that indicates that tension has reached its limit.
By the way, when I hear this sound, I get nervous and my farts.
On a personal note, when I get nervous and fart, at that moment I am free to time warp. Weaknesses become weapons.
Now, mankind is not all bad. Humans have left behind many good words of wisdom and sayings. Among them, my favorite is Okotcha ya~yo.
The cute and comical expression of the words, uttered with charm and sadness in the hope of “appeasing the other party’s anger,” still leaves a lasting impression on my mind.
I think it is an excellent word, very humorous and tasteful, considering the history of mankind.
We work and live every day, but some people may go home carrying in their hearts the various feelings that they experienced that day that cannot be put into words.
However, by the time the whole family goes home, the lights that make up the city lights come on one by one. There was a time when children imitated the tone of voice when this gag was played from the TV, and men, women and the elderly all laughed together in front of the TV.
By the way, my favorite person is Issai Sato, who is known for his words beginning with “Shunpuu,” which means “Spring Breeze.
As I travel through history, I will try to wrap as many human deeds as possible in shunpuu, and I will try to treat historical events in the same way.
No celebratory gun, but at the starting line, nervous, Cat fart pooh!
“Farting is a deep breath of mind,” the cat muttered.
Departure!
The ninja cat disappeared, leaving nothing but a sound like a sigh, as if it had never been there in the first place.
