Joke book

1. The Password Problem

My dad asked me to help him change his password.

I told him it has to be 8 characters.

So he made it:

“Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.”

Now the computer says: “Password too long.”

2. The Smart Fridge

I bought a smart fridge.

Now every time I open it at 2 AM it says:

“Bro… we both know you’re not hungry. Go fix your life.” 🥲

3. School Logic

Teacher: “You won’t always have a calculator in your pocket.”

Students in 2005: 😐

Students in 2026: checks phone, smartwatch, laptop, and fridge

4. The Gym Membership

I finally got a gym membership.

I’ve been going every single day.

…to the parking lot.

Progress is progress.

5. AI Problems

My friend said AI will take over the world.

Relax.

Half the humans still reply “k” in serious conversations.

6. The Sleep Schedule

My sleep schedule is very organized:

11 PM: “I should sleep early.”

1 AM: “One more video.”

3 AM: “What if penguins had jobs?”

7. The Diet

I started a seafood diet.

I see food…

…and I eat it. 🍔

8. The Phone Battery

My phone battery lasts longer than my motivation.

9. Relationship Advice

My friend asked for relationship advice.

I said:

“Just treat them like your phone battery.”

He said: “Meaning?”

I said: “Don’t let it drop below 20% or panic starts.”

10. The Ultimate Lie

The biggest lie adults tell:

“I’ll just watch one episode.”