Intro
We Are All Dead
By Jimmy B.
Let me start off by saying that my friends and I have read or seen a lot of books, shows, and movies about zombies. Hell, at one time we had a couple of zombie movies come out each year for a few years straight at the movie theaters. We even had zombie TV shows competing for air time, not to mention the countless ever growing number of zombie books and comics that were circulating around. The zombie madness seemed to be in full effect everywhere. The funny thing was that they all depicted zombies differently. Some zombies moved or stumbled slowly while others ran. Some tried to eat your brains or skin while others tried to beat you senseless. But they all had one thing in common, it looked like they were all trying to infect you by way of your bloodstream. Because of my time spent learning about zombies, I thought that I was some kind of expert. I thought that I knew all there was to know about them, but I need to be honest with you. I was wrong, dead wrong. Before all of this mess started I had discussed what-if scenarios with my friends and family on the possibility of safe havens. You know, one of those half-jokingly “What would you do if the zombie apocalypse ever did happen?” type of conversations. It was only after seriously thinking about it that I knew I had to find some place safe for my family just in case the zombie apocalypse ever did happen. We needed a place where we could go to hold up in order to escape the nightmare if it ever came. We thought that we had everything planned out. We thought that our safe and secure place would protect us. Unfortunately, things never happen the way you want them too, the way that you plan for them too. It was only after having to fight in order to survive that I finally learned the truth of how things really are now. Now that I think back on it, it’s so simple that it’s almost comical. If your reading this then you probably know it already so I won’t keep that knowledge to myself. If you don’t know it then I’ll let you in on the little secret. Here goes. No matter what you think that you might know, just remember these two things. DON’T TRUST ANYONE and that NO ONE IS SAFE during a Zombie Apocalypse because in the end it seems that We Are All Dead.
