The Recruitments

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Summary

The Recruitments are coming! In this funny and very well aware story pack with humor and comedy that will keep you laughing. Come read the last part of the Knight Chronicles that will lead to the big finale that will shock you all. But before that you must read this comedy journey. So like always enjoy!

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

Th Recruitments

It started off as any other day. As the newly appointed king, Amr Pendragon only the age of 23. Being seen with his father’s faithful magi. Merlin, a elder wizard. As his reign has begun. He realize he must search for new knights for his Round Table. So he ask Merlin to send word though Briton. For elite knights of the Knight Templar. The Knight Templar was the soldiers of Camelot. But unlike his father. He was opting to look beyond the Knight Templar and looking for noble knights. Like his father did in his early days. But Merlin did suggest to at least take a look at some of the knights who have come to be interview. He reluctantly agree. As hours has pass with 37 interviews. And all seem lost. As they all seem just awful for the job. So with only a few more interviews left they decided to tuck it out. With King Amr and Merlin next candidate coming in. It was a man dress in a green hood and what appear to be tights. Puzzle.

He shook his head and ask the man name. "Please state your name?"

Well I actually go by a persudo name there gov’ner” The man said.

King Amr then asked. "Al right? Ah... what is your presudo name?"

It’s a Robin Hood” The man said.

King Amr yells out. "What? That not a name!"

Robin then said. "That not what I said. I said it was a presudo name. Meaning not my real name but a false name. Which the word pseudo being the short name for pseudonym. Being the French word of a fake alias which can be a fake name, nickname, pen name, or any other name that is not my original. So being dub Robin Hood is a suitable name."

King Amr angrily replied. "I know what it means. I mean that name has already been taken. So you can’t used that name!"

Robin snappishly said. "Why yes I can. Cause you see the name Robin Hood is actually an unofficial name. Having to have been used as a title. So that being said it is suitable. And to disbar me from the running would be a self inflicting discriminatory act. Base solely on my name alone."

King Amr putting his face in his palm and exhale saying. "Fine! What ever your name is Robin Hood! So tell me what make you qualified you to be a knight of the Round Table?"

Robin trying to find something to say. "Well I’m a professional thief and I have been called a scoundrel at times."

King Amr puzzle said this. "You are well aware that knights have to be noble and honest? And have a sense of honer."

Robin then went to say. "What you saying me being a thief disqualified me from being a knight. You see that why thieves exist in the first place. Cause it is in our system of monarchy that tell the majority you can only be a peasant and never get higher then your own nobility cause our broken society rules. See your the main problem as to why the thieves and thugs exist. And now here someone who trying turn his life around and stand here being denied base on his background of previous employment."

King Amr exhale and will just hear him out completely before he made a decision. "Alrite find. Make your case."

Robin then let his voice be heard. "Thank you. Also firstly before we continue what does this pay?"

King Amr then explain the system of pay. "It base on a set price with the community putting in labor as would the knight himself."

Robin giving a bizarre look and said. "So labor to work and little for the fortitude of my kingship?"

King Amr then said. "Yes."

"Alright I’m out." He said not agreeing with the payment and leaving the room.

As King Amr look at Merlin wondering what just happen. He ignore it. He then call for the next one to come in. The next candidate seem like a real one. That may have potential. His name was Javier Cortes who hail from what would be Spain.

The man said in a spanish accent. "Hola, Senior Amr. I am here to prove my worth."

King Amr look at him and immediately recognize him. "Wait does my eyes deceive me. Your the "Spaniard Gentleman." Are you not?"

"Si, I am the very same one." The Spaniard said.

King Amr ecstatic goes on to tell the story of the Spaniard Gentleman. "My god I have heard of you. Your stories are marvelous. With the like of you taking on the herd the drenches in the Red Sea to you slaying the dragons that threaten the land of Meervaland. You are a legend. What are you doing here?"

The Spaniard then said. "Well I have gotten word that you were looking for noble knights. And I though I give my hand of such trial."

King Amr said greatly to welcome him. "Why yes of course you would be perfect for my new knights of the Round Table. It would be an honer to have you."

"Why must ablest. Thank you." The Spaniard said.

King Amr glady welcome him to his knights. "Yes welcome brother Cortes. Please if you will take a knee."

The Spaniard agreed. "Yes of course."

As Cortes took a knee. And King Amr went to him pulling out his sword. And knighted him as a knight. And he was made warden of the land of Brasil. Now dub as Corde Javier Cortes.

The Spaniard then ask "So what land will I be ruling over?"

King Amr said "Brasil."

Spaniard then repeated "Brazil?"

King Amr though he misheard him and said. "Brasil."

Spainaid then responded with. "That what I said Brazil."

King Amr then repeated it once more. "No, Brasil."

And the Spaniard was once again said. "Yes Brazil."

With Amr realizing it was no use and just ignore it. He grab his hand and shook it. "Yes so welcome aboard the knights."

The Spaniard then nod and said. "Thanks you."

As he walk over to sign the paper. And now it was the last interview of the day. As two men walk through the doors. One being name St. Walker.

King Amr then said. "Excuse me!"

St. Walker replied to him. "Your excuse."

King Amr asked. "What?"

St.Walker answer his question. "Well you said Excuse me? And I said your excuse."

King Amr then explain. "No I meant I would like to ask a question."

St.Walker confuse and asked. "I don’t see what asking a question have to do with being excuse."

King Amr then said. "It is a turn of phrase."

St.Walker question his statement. "Is it really? Cause I never heard of it. It sound made up. So are you making it up?"

King Amr frustrated then said. "No, I am not. But anyways I was simply going to ask if Saint is truly part of your name?"

St.Walker then said. "Why yes of course. As I am a humble servant of the church."

King Amr then goes on to say. "Well I’m so sorry St. Walker but the Knights Templar would no longer be associated with the church as it would before. As you know the crusades are the biggest factor for that doing."

St.Walker make a statement. "Yes but think as if you will as a way to help people put their faith back into some faith in these troubling times."

King Amr agree. And seeing maybe he was right about having some faith for people. So St. Walker join as member of the new Knights. Then before it was over other man who seem to be with St. Walker. As King Amr look over to him.

King Amr then asked the man. "Oh are you also applying to a be a knight?"

The man said “Oh me no not me. I am with him.

King Amr then asked "Yes and your here to be a knight?"

No said the man. My name is Uncle Seamus and I’m his confidant if you will.

King Amr nodding and said. "I see and your his uncle."

Uncle Seamus said no in a deep voice.

King Amr then asked. "Then why be called Uncle Seamus?"

Uncle Seamus then replied in a stern manner. "Cause I wanted a nick name and it sounded cool."

King Amr understanding and said. "Ah I see. So you used Uncle in your name but you are no one uncle."

Uncle Seamus replied with yes.

King Amr asked. "So why ain’t you trying out to be a knight?"

Uncle Seamus then said. "Not my cup of tea. And you smell funny. So I wouldn’t want to associate myself with someone of a foul smell of wet rubbish that been rotting for years."

King Amr angrily yelled. "That insulting and I am your king."

Uncle Seamus then said sternly. "Not my king. I’m from Ireland far from the Brits. So nope."

Instead of arguing. He simply agreed and accepted his new Knights. Seeing he got some questionable members. But members non the less. So with out further a do. He accepted his new knights as they went forward to Camelot. Yes quite a interesting bunch but these braves souls would set fourth the foundation for future generations to come. But if you look for something you want. You should be prepare for when you find it. It doesn’t mean it going to be exactly what you want. But don’t let me stop you. Go fourth and find your goal. But remember seeking a girl. Make sure you watch how much tequila you drink. Cause it a hell of a drink. On the note I say good day to you...