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“WE ARE MENTALLY ILL”
Ellie: Um, Sol...what is this?
BenjiWenji: Fr, I wanna know too...
Solar System: this is something that the young ones call a group chat, you old men.
BenjiWenji: RUDE, I’M LIKE TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU BITCH!
Lenn-OX: I’M YOUNGER THAN YOU!
Quinny: SOL, WE’RE THE SAME AGE!!!!
Solar System: @Lenn-OX @Quinny I wasn’t talking about the two of you idiots
Lenn-OX: Oh-
I-Van: I love you guys, but he’s right.
Lenn-OX: SHUT THE FUCK UP IVAN
Reece’s Pieces: lmao!
RiRi: what have I just walked into-
BenjiWenji: ivan being murdered by an angry koala
Lenn-OX: I’M NOT AUSSIE???
Ellie: anyways, why did you make this, sol?
Solar System: because, why not
BenjiWenji: you say that like it’s the most fucking obvious thing in the world
Quinny: because it is
I-Van: it’s sol, what did you guys expect
Solar System: duh
RiRi: @reece’spieces, baby come back to bed
I-Van: I did not need to see that
RiRi: shut up, you’re just mad your ugly ass is single!
BenjiWenji: um. ellie call 9-1-1
Ellie: why?
BenjiWenji: cause we just witnessed a murder
Lenn-OX: I hate it here
Reece’s Pieces: press f in chat for Lennox’s sanity
BenjiWenji: nono, you got it wrong
Reece’s Pieces: how
Solar System: it’s press x for doubt that he hates being here, duh
RiRi: i love this
Quinny: me too
Ellie: ngl, I don’t mind this as much as I did before
Solar System: uh-oh, lia needs my help in getting something, brb kids and old men
I-Van: fuck off
BenjiWenji: bitch
RiRi: reece and I are going to take a nap so, LATERS
RiRi: oh- thanks Benji for watching Kodi for us!
BenjiWenji: it’s not a problem! i gotta get my hubby to come help
Ellie: on my way.
Lenn-OX: that was actually quite cute
I-Van: they are adorable when they are ready
Quinny: the bromance is real
Quinny: it’s never gonna fade out
Lenn-OX: facts
Quinny: so true, they might as well get married instead
I-Van: I don’t know why they have not
Solar System: that’s a good ass question
RiRi: even their wives wonder it sometimes too
Reece’s Pieces: whenever Serah comes into the kitchen, she always has something about the two to tell me about bro-
BenjiWenji: ANDDDDDD IIIIEEEEEEIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSS LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUU ELLIEEEEEE!!!
Reece’s Pieces went offline.
Ellie went offline.
Solar System went offline.
RiRi went offline.
I-Van went offline.
Quinny went offline.
Lenn-OX went offline.
BenjiWenji: damn, that’s cold-
BenjiWenji went offline.
Haha lmaof.