Dulce Periculum

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“WE ARE MENTALLY ILL”

Ellie: Um, Sol...what is this?

BenjiWenji: Fr, I wanna know too...

Solar System: this is something that the young ones call a group chat, you old men.

BenjiWenji: RUDE, I’M LIKE TWO YEARS OLDER THAN YOU BITCH!

Lenn-OX: I’M YOUNGER THAN YOU!

Quinny: SOL, WE’RE THE SAME AGE!!!!

Solar System: @Lenn-OX @Quinny I wasn’t talking about the two of you idiots

Lenn-OX: Oh-

I-Van: I love you guys, but he’s right.

Lenn-OX: SHUT THE FUCK UP IVAN

Reece’s Pieces: lmao!

RiRi: what have I just walked into-

BenjiWenji: ivan being murdered by an angry koala

Lenn-OX: I’M NOT AUSSIE???

Ellie: anyways, why did you make this, sol?

Solar System: because, why not

BenjiWenji: you say that like it’s the most fucking obvious thing in the world

Quinny: because it is

I-Van: it’s sol, what did you guys expect

Solar System: duh

RiRi: @reece’spieces, baby come back to bed

I-Van: I did not need to see that

RiRi: shut up, you’re just mad your ugly ass is single!

BenjiWenji: um. ellie call 9-1-1

Ellie: why?

BenjiWenji: cause we just witnessed a murder

Lenn-OX: I hate it here

Reece’s Pieces: press f in chat for Lennox’s sanity

BenjiWenji: nono, you got it wrong

Reece’s Pieces: how

Solar System: it’s press x for doubt that he hates being here, duh

RiRi: i love this

Quinny: me too

Ellie: ngl, I don’t mind this as much as I did before

Solar System: uh-oh, lia needs my help in getting something, brb kids and old men

I-Van: fuck off

BenjiWenji: bitch

RiRi: reece and I are going to take a nap so, LATERS

RiRi: oh- thanks Benji for watching Kodi for us!

BenjiWenji: it’s not a problem! i gotta get my hubby to come help

Ellie: on my way.

Lenn-OX: that was actually quite cute

I-Van: they are adorable when they are ready

Quinny: the bromance is real

Quinny: it’s never gonna fade out

Lenn-OX: facts

Quinny: so true, they might as well get married instead

I-Van: I don’t know why they have not

Solar System: that’s a good ass question

RiRi: even their wives wonder it sometimes too

Reece’s Pieces: whenever Serah comes into the kitchen, she always has something about the two to tell me about bro-

BenjiWenji: ANDDDDDD IIIIEEEEEEIIIIII WILL ALWAYSSS LOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUU ELLIEEEEEE!!!

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BenjiWenji: damn, that’s cold-

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