ONESHOTS

3rd person POV

Kashi leaned into Bakugo’s back, knowing or at least hoping he wouldn’t mind. “What the hell-” He turned and faced her, Kashi’s face heating up. “Oi, Blacky, what the hell was that?” He raised an eyebrow. “I, uh. Porcu, you know I’m clumsy, ha,” She smiled innocently, even a halo almost appeared before her head.

’Clumsy for that smell of fresh warm cinnamon,” Her inner consciousness was a huge simp for Bakugo.

“. . .” Bakugo blinked at her a couple of times before rolling his eyes and muttering, “Stupid,”

Kirishima, Mina, and Denki walked up to the two as they all were laughing. “What are you stupid nerds laughing about?” Bakugo put a hand to his hip as he stared the three of them down.

“Hey Bakubro, we were heading to the roller skating rink! You wanna join us?” Denki grinned before winking at Kashi.

Mina grabbed Kashi’s hand and said, “Excuse us for a moment,”

and pulling Kashi behind a bush. “Soo. . . Jiro told me!”

Kashi looked flabbergasted, then she realized and gasped before blushing.

“You like Bakugo, you like Bakugo!” Mina whispered-sang in a taunting way. “Shut up, you bugfaced creton,” Kashi turned around and crossed her arms.

“See, I have a plan!

Today at the roller rink, they’re gonna have a couples skating match, where a girl and a boy pair up and perform their best moves. Jiro’s gonna come and pair up with Denki, I’m gonna pair with Kiri, and yoou. . ” She pointed at Kashi then pushed her softly. “. . . Are gonna pair up with Bakugo!”

As Mina clapped excitedly, Kashi stood up to go back to Bakugo and the others. She heard Bakugo saying, “THAT’S A DUMBASS IDEA!” then witnessed Denki getting a hard slap to the head.

Kirishima winked at Mina before saying, “Then it’s settled! We’re all going to the roller rink!” And everyone ignored Bakugo saying “I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS BULLSHIT-” before Kashi grabbed his shirt collar and pulling him along with the others whilst he fussed about it.

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They got to the roller rink and Jiro was standing there in a black hoodie, dark purple leggings, and dark blue sneakers. Since it’s been a couple months, Jiro had grew some hair, and tied it into a ponytail so people could see her ear jacks.

When Jiro saw Denki, she smiled and ran up to him. Denki hugged her before he kissed her. They went into a French kiss and their tongues met and danced together before examining the other’s mouth. A line of drool connected them as they backed away from each other, a heated look in their eyes.

Kirishima pulled Jiro’s arms off of Denki and said, “Yeah, you guys can do all of that after we’re done with the night.” Inner Kashi gasped and grunted, “I wanna do that with Bakugo,”

They went inside the rink.

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Thanks to the Bakusquad's careful planning, they had already reserved skates that matched each member. Mina got pink skates with extra slippery wheels to make it feel like she was on acid, Kiri got dark red ones with rougher wheels, Denki got a more graffiti yellowy type, Jiro had purple ones with big white bold letters naming famous bands, Kashi had black ones with "Die" incarved on it, and Bakugo had orange and green ones that matched his hero suit.

They all got on the field and Denki fell before Jiro helped him up, then started showing him how it was done. Mina was a natural, and Kashi started by doing high speed spins across the floor. Bakugo just exploded rockets saying he was gonna be the fastest skater there.

But, every great hero has to fall. And fall he did, Bakugo slid across the floor at his "high speed" and crashed into the wall. He was lucky the wall was there, he could've slid off into the unknown-

Kashi rolled her eyes as she skated towards Bakugo and held her hand out while smirking. "So, Suki. Who's the stupid klutz now?" Bakugo blushed before shooing her hand away and standing up on his own.

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT'S TIME FOR THE COUPLES DANCE, WHERE YOU GET WITH YOUR PARTNER AND SHOW OFF YOUR BESTEST MOVES! 5 MINUTES TO PAIR UP AND PLAN!" The speaker boomed out this announcement.

Mina winked at Kashi before she grabbed Kirishima's hand. Jiro snuggled up with Denki, leaving Kashi and Bakugo. Before Kashi started contemplating life again, Bakugo grabbed her wrist. "Porcu, what are you-" She let Bakugo drag her.

"If me and you are equal, then you plus me equals infinite power. If we lose, you die, and nobody will care. Got that Blacky?" He let out a serious smile. Kashi chuckled. "Sure thing, Klutzy." "THEY'RE SKATES YOU STUPID F*CKING IDIO-"

"ITS TIME TO BEGIN! IN THREE. . . TWO. . . ONE! GO GO GO! FIRST UP, TEAM ROCKSLIDE!" Kiri and Mina held their hands in the air as they both skated onto the platform. Mina spun in circles as did Kiri before he stopped and raised Mina into the air. She shot out a piece of acid that was shaped like a heart before landing gracefully to the sound of many cheers.

"WOW! THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL PERFORMANCE! NOW FOR TEAM ELECTRICAL ROCK!" Jiro pulled out her portable speaker and played (song of your choice). Denki grabbed her hand and pulled her onto the stage as they spun over and over in circles. Mina, being the genius she is, dimmed the lights as Jiro pulled out some glow sticks and cracked them. They started spinning and dancing, jumping and twirling to the beat as the song ended and the lights clicked on.

"THAT KNOCKED MY SOCKS OFF! WONDERFUL, OBSOLETE! NOW FOR OUR FINALE, EXPLOSIVE. . UH. . MONSTER!"

Kashi grinned as she pulled Bakugo out. They did more of a remixed tango, except Bakugo would make a small explosion every once in a while. At the ending, Kashi spun before landing in Bakugo's arms, leaving them both blushing.

"I FELT THE ROMANCE FROM UP HERE! SO TOUCHING! BUT THE WINNER IS. . . TEAM ELECTRICAL ROCK!!" Denki and Jiro bowed as Mina and Kirishima clapped. Kashi gulped though as she felt the rising anger and tension from right behind her. "Blacky. You know I said you'd die if we lost right?"

She slowly spun around. It was at times like this only when she was scared of Bakugo. "Y-Yeah?"

"And what did we do?" She clasped her hands together. "W-We lost-"

"AND THAT MEANS???" A tick mark formed.

"I die, I know I know. So what?" She shrugged.

"Go to the spot later." He pushed past her and walked out the door.

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