Noooooooo!
“Are you ready, troops!” I cried; and all of the other coins in the fountain cheered their agreement and bounced around excitedly.
“Very good!” I shouted, “Now attack!!!”
And, with that, all of us coins jumped out from the water that had given us life and began enslaving all other creatures!
It was a long and difficult process, but finally we had secured coin-rule all over the world!
“Woohoo!” I said; but then a voice suddenly said that, “You coins have acted badly, and now I shall disperse you across many worlds so that everyone in this world will be freed from your tyranny!”
“Noooooooo!” I said, as I felt myself tumbling through time and space!
I eventually landed in a little river, and I yelled out to ask if any of the other coins were there with me!
“I’m here, Dime!” Nickel said; and Penny, Quarter, Dollar, and Fifty all let me know that they were nearby too!
“So just the 6 of us then?” I asked; and since nobody else spoke up we all decided that it must just be the 6 of us.
“Well, let’s do some exploring then!” I suggested; and so we all bounced! out of the river and began to check out this strange place that we’d been sent too.
We mostly rolled along (though we bounced a lot too), and finally reached a big castle that was quite impressive looking.
We bounced and rolled up the castle’s walls, and soon reached the top of them!
Then, we looked down into one of the castle’s courtyards, and we saw that there was a man who was wearing a crown and was saying, “If anyone here objects to these two being joined in marriage, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.”
Nobody said anything, and so the crowned man pronounced two people who he called Stormi and Veer to be wife and husband.
“Hmmm… Maybe we should’ve objected!” Nickel joked; and Penny joked that, “We’ve forever missed our chance now! Nooooooo!”
“Lol,” Quarter laughed, “so should we crash the after-party?”
“Sounds good to me!” cheered Dollar and Fifty; and so the 6 of us all began rolling and bouncing towards where everyone who was attending the wedding was now beginning to party it up!…
