Poèmes Humoristiques Et D'autres Non... by Gom42 at Inkitt
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Summary

Poèmes décomplexés, sans règle, pour l'amusement et humour. Sauf si le cœur me dit de faire sérieux. Ne cherchez pas trop, je ne suis pas Verlaine.

Genre
Poetry/Humor
Author
Gom42
Status
Ongoing
Chapters
19
Rating
n/a
Age Rating
16+

La Poudrière

Vous avez un cancer.

Je me croyais gémeaux.

Vous êtes deux maintenant.

Marrant, ...vraiment ?

Vous et votre tumeur.

J’avais compris merci.

Et comment le prenez-vous?

Mal, comme tout à chacun.

Chacun ne le vit pas ainsi.

Croyez-moi bien, que si !

Au moins votre mal se porte bien.

Et le porte-feuille du médecin !

Non, l’hôpital est public.

Donc comme tout cette clic...

Je travaille pour presque rien.

Vous m’envoyez navré, cher médecin.

Ne vous en émouvez pas.

Et bien c’est le cas.

...

Mon arrêt de travail avant de partir ?

Je vous fais cela avant de mourir.

J’attends !

De même !


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