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DAMN DIRTY HUMANS
By A. Rhea King
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The Tarathoids have been harvesting planets for centuries. Their process is flawless: scout, assess, cull. Earth is next. What could possibly go wrong? Operative 267 has completed forty-seven successful reconnaissance missions. This will not be the forty-eighth. Deep in the Oregon wilderness, four friends on a camping trip are doing what they do best — being aggressively, chaotically human. When Operative 267 makes first contact, it expects fear, compliance, easy manipulation. What it gets is a bear hug, a campfire debate about Signs, and an unsolicited nickname. What follows is a disaster of intergalactic proportions: a joyride over Times Square, a diplomatic incident with North Korea, and a body count aboard the authority vessel that no one can explain. Damn Dirty Humans is a darkly comedic sci-fi romp about first contact gone spectacularly wrong — and the four oblivious idiots who saved the world without ever knowing they did it.
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lena: The story is well written and keeps you hooked.The blood drinking theme is a bit cringey but the characters are adorable.
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Sarah: Your story has become one of my favorites. I love how you developed the characters over time. Are you already working on another story, or do you have any ideas for future projects?
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CINNAZEN: I loved this book. I’m starting on book two and I’m confused because they talk about her being pregnant in the third chapter after they set off on their way to the new location BUT in this book she’s bleeding and not sure if she’s even pregnant? So that’s one of the things that’s confusing. It doesn...
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Onwura Ekene: It was a good plot twist - it made me realize that friends are not friends,they are also angels,the right ones tho- From chapter one to the end was really good
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Gemma: I enjoyed reading this book but didnt he marry his neice
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Sarah: Hello! I really enjoyed reading your story. It made me curious—after finishing this one, did it give you ideas for completely new projects, or do you usually like to take a break before starting another story?
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whaleglucose721: Great story line, I really like the pacing of this book (remastered version). Some spelling / grammatical errors but it does not take away from the fantastic story line. The world building is super immersive and fascinating, even though some minor incongruity comes up here and there - I believe as a...
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Karen: I really liked the story but I am going to be honest i was really disappointed in the ending. They still had issues that needed to worked out. Several things were just left where they were and not wrapped up. I hope this means there will be another part later.
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