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How to Survive a Werewolf Romance

How to Survive a Werewolf Romance

Anne is extraordinarily ordinary, adrift in a boat of reasonableness and sanity in an ocean of crazy erratic behaviour of the werewolf world. She dreads the day she will find her destined mate. O...

Fantasy HumorWerewolfAbsurd
romance / humor by NelleIvy · 3yrs ago · 41 Chapters
Let Them Eat Burgers (Book One)

Let Them Eat Burgers (Book One)

Ben is an anxious wreck with the personality of a used tissue, and he knows it. That's why he prefers to keep the girl of his dreams - the alluring and enigmatic ticket inspector who checks his rai...

FunHumorAdventure Comedy
humor by Sweaty Dave · Complete · 12 Chapters
Keldric's Chaotic Isekai Tale: Bad Stats & An Absurd Gang Of Skeletons

Keldric's Chaotic Isekai Tale: Bad Stats & An Absurd Gang Of Skeletons

Keldric meticulously planned his future as an overpowered isekai hero. He got his wish. Sort of. Instead of a world of epic fantasy, he's been dropped into one that runs on the chaotic principles ...

SupernaturalHaremLeveling System
fantasy by Kobi_M · 1yr ago · 19 Chapters
(16+) Kurai Ōkami: In The University Of Tubes 1

(16+) Kurai Ōkami: In The University Of Tubes 1

This is the 16+ Edition of Kurai Ōkami book 2.1! Kurai Ōkami gets enrolled in a new school called The University Of Tubes where she meets all new friends and enemies alike! Will these first few mon...

CollegeSchoolAbsurd
scifi / young-adult by DefNotScarlet · Complete · 23 Chapters
The Desert Doggers

The Desert Doggers

Times are hard at Dwayne's Dogs, once the premier hot dog stand in the popular tourist destination of Buttmouth Bay. When the council threatens to revoke his street trading licence, Herb realises t...

Content WarningMental HealthComedyBromance
humor / adventure by Sweaty Dave · Complete · 26 Chapters
Reveries

Reveries

Reveries is an irreverent, lewd and unendingly curious dream-fib, chronicling the bits of the lives of Richard and Nicole that Richard and Nicole would least want chronicled. Brought together by bo...

Coming Of AgeEnemies To LoversFreemasons And Secret Societies
humor / other by Bruno · Complete · 19 Chapters
Damn Dirty Humans

Damn Dirty Humans

The Tarathoids have been harvesting planets for centuries. Their process is flawless: scout, assess, cull. Earth is next. What could possibly go wrong? Operative 267 has completed forty-seven succe...

Science FictionFriendshipComdey
scifi / humor by A. Rhea King · Complete · 9 Chapters
In Amber - Short Stories

In Amber - Short Stories

A collection of unrelated short stories.

Short StoriesSurrealAbsurd
other by subterrania · 5yrs ago · 3 Chapters
The Lake House

The Lake House

When their car breaks down, a small group of friends suddenly find themselves in horrific situation. In the middle of nowhere, with no service, they must find somewhere to stay for the night. And w...

TerrorHorror Short StoriesTerrifying
horror / thriller by Daniel W.L. · 5yrs ago · 5 Chapters
Should I?

Should I?

What do you get when you tell someone that they can express their true self from behind the protection of anonymity? You get genuine representation. You get everything but the face This is my poet...

FriendshipLoveAbsurd
poetry by Box of Vibes · 4yrs ago · 5 Chapters
LIVING DEAD

LIVING DEAD

'Down here it always rains. Pouring down while we all sing A melody that is no good. But we bleed it like we should. Black eyes and we never cry. Why are you so surprised? We're all living lies. U...

WattpadDarkTwisted
poetry / horror by Zaquira.L.C. · Complete · 4 Chapters
Plumbers Tale

Plumbers Tale

In a world where everyone is an animal, one hyena princess’ fate falls into the hands of…plumbers? Plumbers Marco and Louie never could have imagined that they would be the ones put in charge of sa...

AnimalsHeroesVore
fantasy / humor by VioletOfCourse · Complete · 20 Chapters
The Unpredictable Bedtime Story

The Unpredictable Bedtime Story

Babysitter Shania struggles to create an original story for kids Dylan and Alice. She decides to create a story in which she destroys all clichés.

SatireLaughAbsurd Humor
humor / children by Hope Bolinger · 11yrs ago · 2 Chapters
Gray Ivory Orchid

Gray Ivory Orchid

1950s is the year where everything is really absurd. You can see that in this story. You will know everything is relative depend on whose side you're

WeirdAbstractAbsurd
drama / fantasy by Midnights in July · 11yrs ago · 2 Chapters
Sniper Clown: A Memoir

Sniper Clown: A Memoir

An epic braggadocio stream-of-consciousness narration of a sniper's life. Invisibility. Stealth. Surveillance. Camouflage. Mastery in disguise. Precision marksmanship. Photographic memory. Patience...

MonologueMemoir/AutobiographySurreal
scifi / thriller by Zeeshan Mahmud · 9yrs ago · 8 Chapters
Paint It Red

Paint It Red

Short StoryMurderAbsurd
horror / other by Ardantine · Complete · 1 Chapter
The Black Gate of Beijing

The Black Gate of Beijing

Gen gets more than he bargained for when he tracks a ghost in on his shoe. Living in the slums on the outskirts of Beijing, this ghost resolves to solve its murder with Gen's help. The duo team up ...

Mystery/Sci FiSupernaturalAbsurd
horror / humor by Ophelia Vang · 7yrs ago · 2 Chapters
When Silence Speaks

When Silence Speaks

“Be a hero Bobby! Be a hero!” In a war-torn land we are all fighting someone for something, but when war is lost, who is left to fight but ourselves? In this Surreal-Absurdist thriller, we foll...

Literary FictionWarHistorical Fiction Ww2
thriller / other by Lounette · Complete · 5 Chapters
Shanghai Maelstrom

Shanghai Maelstrom

A pink sock. A dutch-chinese woman with a mysterious uncle. A naive scientist and Glenn the Irish. What starts as a routine business trip to a virology conference in Shanghai quickly cascades into ...

HumorCrimeShanghai
adventure / thriller by MMBrewster · 6yrs ago · 1 Chapter
Grassroots Justice: A Frank Peniston Mystery

Grassroots Justice: A Frank Peniston Mystery

Title: Grassroots Justice Series: A Frank Peniston Mystery (Book 1) Author: Frankfort Petersén Genre: Satirical Action Comedy / Parody Noir / Lawn-Based Espionage Length: ~35 pages / 7 chapters Ton...

AlphaNoirParody
humor / mystery by frankfortpetersen · Excerpt · 2 Chapters

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