HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It had been a long time since I last saw the light, cursed to endlessly drift in this VOID.
In this space of non-existence, NOTHING should ever exist. I could barely feel myself generate any type of energy from within me, only regenerating a mere 1% of my whole energy every decade.
Yes. PER DECADE.
Ah such wondrous efficiency. I had half the mind to give up…but that would be a disservice to the people I needed to get back at eh?
If they lived happily ever after, what about my happiness? Such travesty!
Going back to the output, regardless of how meagre that amount might seem on the surface, in reality it was already colossal enough to topple a planet itself.
But I needed more if my goal was to escape this boring imprisonment.
Imprisonment you ask?
Oh yes, silly me, I had neglected to inform my imaginary audience about my undeserved predicament.
It all started when some righteous bastards decided I was a threat worth extinguishing…or rather, me and all my fellow variants.
Why were we a threat?
Hell if I know.
So blah blah blah, tragic backstory, and then boom I said 'Fuck everything!' crashing out and going on a rampage against everyone.
In simple terms, I was minding my own business until they arrived and ruined all of it, and so I retaliated with interest.
I lived for a long time, trolling and ruining lives of countless universes, and then eventually I got thrown into this VOID of space between creation for all my sins.
…maybe I did deserve imprisonment?
But regardless of the morality, they thought me dead, but I think not!
I think, therefore I AM!
For I am still very much alive even with my existence being stuck in this forsaken place for a very looooong time…
I can already hear voices, those that ask: How am I alive then? To be able to generate something in a space of nothingness?
If this was the very VOID of NOTHING, then SOMETHING like me should cease to exist?
Ah. But that is where my unique case comes in.
…SOMEONE did not want me to die yet.
As simple as that.
For I have yet to fulfill my role. A mission that requires my loveable talents to blossom.
Though a chaotic madlad like me doesn't like following orders, but if it comes at the cost of seeing those righteous bastards fall?
Hehehehehe!
Count me the FUCK IN!
Nobody knows of my survival quite yet. Something that is very advantageous for both me and my benefactor.
I don't prefer stealth that much. But it doesn't mean I am not able to.
After all,
'I can DO anything!'
…
Ahh, I think I got too distracted.
Back to my current situation, as of now, due to that protection, I could remain in existence.
But, to maintain that power to resist even the VOID itself, it would be fueled by my own energy reserves. Somewhere around 99%, which leaves me 1% to gather during my regeneration.
'Come to think of it, I'm like a plant now, joining the family of primary producers. Able to produce thy own shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
So that is why, my dear friends, I only gather a small amount per decade, and how I remain alive after a long time…
…
Hmm? Wait who am I even talking to? Why am I even wasting time like this? Maybe the defeaning silence has truly drowned me eh?
Ah I'm such a dunderhead. I think I wasted enough time?
If I could I would slap my head.
It's time to escape my dear self!
With that said, it was time to delve deeper into my very being.
For inside, I had once upon a time, created what I called “Emergency Energy Storage Container” or EESC for short. A means for storing excess energy for emergency use as its name suggests.
I didn't think it would come in handy now. My only salvation to leave this space of non-existence.
It had an infinite amount of storage space, and filling it up would take a very long time, especially with my current output of 1%.
Yet my current predicament did not require urgency in the first place. Patience was my ultimate ally in this forsaken space.
I had all the TIME in this place. I have even lost count of how long I had been here using my internal clock. After reaching digits with 100 zeroes, I didn't bother. What's the point really? Perhaps it was an unexpected boon to this eternal damnation that those righteous bastards may have forgotten my existence.
And with that much time spent, I already saved so much.
Enough to allow me the creation of my own damned universe with the amount stored inside my EESC, hidden within my body and soul itself.
'It is only fitting I compare it to that wondrous feat, for I was about to do exactly that AND the opposite of it!'
ESC: Release
And just like that,
BOOM!
Sound, light, fire…SOMETHING suddenly existed in this VOID of NOTHING.
A powerful explosion comparable to the Big Bang itself appeared in a place where it shouldn't have. It all happened in under a second.
Even TIME existed for a mere moment.
But what comes after all CREATION?
…
Destruction of All Things: Shatter
…
As the light died down inside the VOID, a small tear in space suddenly appeared but it didn't last long, gone in a blink of an eye.
After that, the anomaly(me) that disturbed the VOID was now gone.
If one was present to have witnessed all this at this moment, they would have heard a resounding cackle of victory throughout the whole VOID before disappearing.
And so, the dark empty space was silent once more. As it should be.
In a world similar to that of Planet Earth, tear and cracks in reality opened out of thin air.
It appeared in the middle of a desolate dune landscape. A place where no other life can be seen. With the scorching heat that could kill a person had they stayed here long enough, it was understandable why no signs of life can be seen here.
And precisely because no one was present, that this strange phenomenon remained unknown to the wider world. That nobody witnessed a momentous event that could change their world forever.
Only a few people could recognize what this phenomena signified. Like a certain one-armed emo demi-god that roamed the whole planet searching for clues regarding a deceased rabbit goddess and her despicable clan.
But the harsh reality was, nobody is present to witness this. As a result, this uninvited entrance to their lovely planet was unaccounted for. The undetected arrival of a dangerous green-haired boy who grinned widely.
