Apples
There one was a girl who could beat anyone in an argument. Her name was Elizabeth the Polemical. She was the best speaker and could always prove her point. She said she was so amazing because of all the books she read, but no one believed that. They all thought she was so good at arguing because she had been sent to jail for being wrong, so all the time she was kept under lock and key, she worked on her arguments and found a way to win every time. No one knew her secret, but all tried to figure it out. Whenever someone was arguing the wrong point, Elizabeth would come and slap their mouths and make them stop talking. They say when she did that, they never could talk again…
One day, There were two people having a friendly conversation about apples, one girl said apples should grow underground, they would taste better that way. The other girl was trying to convince her that apples are supposed to grow on trees, not underground like peanuts. She was having a very hard time doing that, and was about to give up when Elizabeth appeared out of thin air and yelled at the girl who wanted peanut apples. Elizabeth said,”You are just stupid. Shut your mouth.” Then Elizabeth slapped her mouth and the girl never talked again. All the people who were there told other people what had happened, and people always tried to argue the right points from then on.
