Tell God I'm Sorry
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Tell God I'm Sorry

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Summary

In response to some of the stupidest, most meaningless, most inane thinks I've ever heard of....... As people talk down to you, size you up and take one flaw that they see in their eyes and just make your life miserable with it, you get to a point when you just turn your back on all of it and get as sarcastic as you can. This is my response to it all.

Status
Complete
Chapters
1
Rating
5.0 (1 review)
Age Rating
13+

Tell God I'm Sorry

As you look down your nose on those

Who don’t quite have the stuff

Would you tell God I’m sorry

That I wasn’t good enough.

Tell God I’m sorry

That I haven’t worked in quite some time

Tell God I’m sorry

That my birth was such a horrid crime.

Tell God I’m sorry

For the children that I’ve never had

Tell God I’m sorry

That I let the Oberweis go bad.

Tell God I’m sorry

For the mouse run round my flat

Tell God I’m sorry

For going grey and getting fat

Tell God I’m sorry

I just cannot smile on command

Tell God I’m sorry

the Beatles are my favorite band

Tell God I’m sorry

Your friends just can’t handle me

Tell God I’m sorry

Your face is the ugliest I see

Tell God I’m sorry

I can’t listen to your girlfriend’s woes

Tell God I’m sorry

That’s the only life she knows

Tell God I’m sorry

That the Hawks lost Stanley by a hair

And would you add

I think it’s sad, but,,,do I really care?

Tell God I’m sorry

I wrote most of this while on the pot

Tell God I’m sorry

…but I’m really NOT!

Let Farrell McNulty know what you thought about this chapter!

ThatCharlotte
ThatCharlotte

A false apology, eh?

8 years

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