Good Morning
Hey, yo, it’s me again, fair warning, this story is almost 5 times longer than the last and has a lot more bleeped-out curse words, y’know, for the people who want to "imagine" and all that jazz. So, thank you for your read, if you read this, and yeah, enjoy.
“Se la locura, todos tenemos un poco,” A Latina woman starts singing quietly, grabbing a bowl, “Asi es lavida,” She continues singing, grabbing Cinnamon Toast Crunch from the pantry and pulling up her jeans slightly, “Porque me gusta vivir loco,” the woman sings, grabbing a jug of milk from the refrigerator, “No esperes a otro, ” She pours the cereal into the bowl, trying to make it look like a waterfall for the audience in her head “Se me prendio el focooooooooo, ” The woman closes her eyes, pouring milk into the bowl.
She clears her throat, “Ve ahora salat-” Luna finally opens her eyes and sees a white woman wearing mostly black with her dyed white hair almost making her dark clothing look darker staring at her, intently
Luna starts sweating
“No no, it’s beautiful, keep going” The second encourages
“Well-y’know-” Luna nervously laughs, putting her hand on her neck
“It’s good though” Char nods
“What-What’re you doing up so early?” Luna questions, pulling a spoon out of a drawer
"I usually wake up at-6-mmmmngh" Char answers, stretching her arms to the sky
“....” Luna stares at her
“I can’t believe that that whole Blackhole thing was like, five months ago” Char rubs her eyes
“Yeah, it was...relieving, in a sense” Luna slowly nods
“I know what you mean” Char grins, starting to make coffee
Luna stares at Char, picking up the bowl
When Char gets done making coffee she sits down on the couch and starts watching TV at a quiet volume
“...Hey, don’t we have a job today?” Luna reminds, sitting beside Char
“Yeah, I know” Char sighs
Luna tilts her head, “Something wrong?” Luna asks, glancing at Char between bites
“Well-it's just-...when I became a Demon Slayer, I thought that I would have fun, but it seems like nothing but crap now” Char gets on her phone, biting her lip
“Oh, burnout” Luna puts the bowl up to her face and starts drinking it like a dog licking water in its bowl
“Yeah, but when you guys came along, I thought ‘hey, maybe these guys can spice up the job and I can have an actual good time with them’” Char explains
“Did we live up to your expectations?” Luna wonders
“I mean, I don’t hate the job anymore because you’re fun to be ar-” Char glances at Luna, having to flick her vision away to do a double-take on her
“Awwww, I love you too” Luna lowers the bowl with a bright smile
“...Why are you drinking cereal?” Char asks, laughing slightly
“It’s a habit” Luna blinks like she didn’t commit a crime against humanity
“...Yeah, you definitely spice up people’s lives” Char nods repeatedly, peering back down at her phone
Luna chugs on her milk
Char yawns, rubbing her eyes
Luna puts the bowl down, “Ooh, I've got a question, do you think that Kenchi would be a good dad?” She faces Char
“...I’m...not really sure...why?” Char sighs, scrolling through her messages
“No reason-do you ever wake up and feel like you could...break a wall but...you don’t have the motivation to do it?” Luna clenches her fists, gesturing to Char
“Oh god, what happened?” Char looks back up from her phone, raising an eyebrow
“I don’t know, if I tell you, you'll start doing it” Luna rolls her eyes
"...Doing what?" Char blasts Luna a bewildered expression
"I just reminded myself to start breathing manually" Luna groans, throwing her head back on the couch
“Is that why you’re drinking cereal?” Char laughs, motioning to the bowl
“Hey, it tastes pretty good” Luna giggles
A black cat suddenly jumps on Char’s lap and-...falls back to sleep
“Hm....” Luna squints at the tiny, domesticated lion
“What is it?” Char glances at Luna, scratching the cat's head
“Well...it’s stupid, nevermind” Luna stares at the femme cattale
“No, go for it” Char nods
“It’s just a gut feeling I get sometimes...and I feel like Yami might not have always been a cat” Luna explains, putting one leg over the other
“Oh....weird” Char’s head tilts
Luna puffs her chest out, popping her back with a pleasurable wince
Char picks up Yami and gently places her in a purse
Luna drags herself up to put the bowl in the empty sink
Char strolls with quiet steps into her bedroom and starts getting dressed
Luna rubs her eyes, trudging into the bathroom
Yami peeks her head out of the purse. Once she sees the room's clear, she hops out of the purse and lies down on the couch
“What’s on TV....” Yami puts the remote in her mouth and starts flipping through the channels
The Tv's guide opens up, showcasing all the channels
”Oh, Law & Order: SVU, great” Yami bites down on the remote before setting it down
Luna walks out of the bathroom and glimpses the Tv, then a look of confusion plagues her expression
“What? I like it” Yami defends herself, squints over to Luna
“....Yeah, no I’ve been more confused” Luna sighs as she sits down to watch Law & Order
Yami stares intently at Luna, catching her attention
“W-what’d I do?” Luna flips between watching Tv and Yami
“I know you know” Yami sounds like a tiny mastermind
“You know I know...what?” Luna furrows her brows
“I heard you talking about me” Yami explains, gesturing to the purse
“Ohhh, so you were human at some point?” Luna raises an eyebrow, gesturing toward Yami
“...You make it sound simple” Yami rolls her eyes
“I’m sure there’s more to it, of course” Luna rationalizes
“Yeah...we’ll get to that later” Yami jumps back into Char’s purse
“Kenchi should be in here soon” Char smiles pacing out in an intricate dress with lots of flower patterns
“What the-What is that?” Luna scrutinizes Char
“It’s my kimino” Char beams, twirling around
“Ohhhh, right, right, just looked different-it’s really pretty” Luna smiles, putting her hands in her pockets while getting up
“Thank you” Char nods, grabbing her purse
“I’m uuuuuuup” A Japanese man with a mask covering his mouth groans, dragging his feet into the living room
A heavily armored man in full black armor comes in after sitting on the balcony all...however long he's been there
“How long have you been up?” Char stares at the intimidating-looking man
Strider solely nods
”Well, now that everyone’s here, let’s go” The bandit-looking man in clogs attempts to leave the apartment
Strider pulls him back in with a tight grip
”What the he-” Kenchi glances at Strider
“WAKE THE F*CK UP B*TCHES, WE’RE CELEBRATING” A huge and burly blonde white guy with a scar over his eye kicks the door down
Kenchi and Char stare at him, wide-eyed
“I got us all tickets to Disneyland, Six Flags, and some other sh*t, let’s go, who’s ready?” Troy beams crazily
“Unlike you, we have jobs” Kenchi tries pushing Troy out of the way
“Yeah, yeah, we'll just talk a bit, get you a vacation week or two, y'know?” Troy drags out two pistols
“You’re not killing him, you’ll have to go through more than me and Char to get to him” Kenchi stares Troy down
“Kidding, kidding” Troy puts his pistols back in his pants, a grin covering his face
“GOOD SH*T” A short and round robot that looks like a trashcan with a wheel and an antenna exclaims, rolling out of one of the bedrooms with a pink bra on his shoulder
“HEY, GOOD MORNING, HOW WAS GETTING LAID?” Troy asks, bending toward the one-eyed bot
Kenchi's head darts to Guff
“He huh?” Char stares at Guff, her face almost turning pale
“I thought that the people under us were having a party” Kenchi rubs his temples
“Well-” Guff quickly drifts back into the room
“We’ll just talk to your boss and ask if we can get you guys a break for a few weeks” Troy gets back on topic, going outside
Kenchi motions at the unhinged door
“Dah, it’ll be an easy fix, it'll be fiiine” Troy swats it off
“Are you motherf*ckers coming or what?” A man in a skull mask with ripped-up clothing that still manages to cover his whole asks, peeking his head in the apartment
“Yeah, we’re waiting on you” Another heavily armored man, slightly taller than Strider, peeks his head in on top
“Let’s party already” A humanoid-looking robot in a skin-tight leather suit with a fairly large, yet narrow, robotic head peeks his head in between their heads
“Like I said, we have to do our jobs” Kenchi strolls past Troy
“Look, let's just have fun, you deserve a break, c'moooon, Ken keys” Troy follows Kenchi
“Oh god, never call me that again, besides, Blank gave us a break last week” Kenchi continues walking, absolutely unamused
“I'm sure I can convince my old boss” Troy promises
“Wait, your old boss?” Char follows Troy, curiosity trailing her footsteps
“Yeah, me and my w-...girlfriend...we used to be” Troy explains, compressing his lips
“You what now?” Kenchi turns around
“I was a Demon Slayer” Troy repeats
Strider follows them as Kenchi gets into an elevator
“That’s...mildy surprising, where’s your sword?” Kenchi raises an eyebrow
Troy takes a rusted and chipped sword out from the front of his pants...not a clue how he hid it there, “Sure, sure, it's a bit rusty, but works great” He chuckles, getting in the elevator with him
“Wow, you just-keep it there?” Kenchi grimaces, moderately concerned as he crosses his arms
“Mhm” Troy nods
“....You’re a psycho” Kenchi shakes his head with a slight sigh
The elevator door closes
Guff rolls out with a brown woman wearing a white commander's uniform on top of him and another busty-...probably German-ish woman wearing mostly bandages for a bra and a short pair of boxers following the entourage
Char stares at him in confusion
“What? I’m like a taxi, except....lonelier” Guff lets out a sigh
“And I’m here for the fun” Lea waves, her brown eyes being cut in half by her eyelids, a natural resting beach face...you know what I mean
“I don’t know what was in that coffee this morning” Char shakes her head
“Yeah, I don’t know what was in that cereal” Luna stares at them, a goggle of laughs forcibly choking out
“Maybe I p*ssed in the milk...mmmmaybe I didn’t....maybe I was drunk...maybe I wasn't” The tall rocks back and forth on his tippy toes, gazing away from them
Luna giggles
Strider suddenly appears beside Nobody and cocks his shotgun menacingly
“HEY-WAIT-WHOA” Nobody backs away
“We’ll leave them to do...them” Char laughs slightly, heading into the elevator
“Yeah, gotta love 'em though” Luna grins, going in the elevator with Char
