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*Office door closes* How did I plan it? *Presses elevator button* First take out the trash, then cook something to eat – agh I so don’t feel like cooking today… Maybe on my way out with the trash I could take some money and…*elevator door opens*…Oh HELL NO!!! Would it be weird if I just turned around and walked away?... Yeah it would. ´Heh, hi´ *VERY awkward smile* ´Mh´ *elevator door closes* Aghhh! I don´t understand life! Why is this happening to me!? This is literally the FOURTH thing to go wrong today!! If we really live in a Matrix and someone is watching me right now, they are probably doing one of two things: One, they are having A BLAST! Literally rolling on the floor, laughing so hard their stomach hurts, repeating my day over and over like some funny meme or two, they have a second hand embarrassment, from seeing my day go like this.
Could it be karma? Pff, as if! I am such a nice person. I let spiders live in my bathroom, I listen very carefully when someone shares, I let my homeless friend crash on my couch, I give to charity for dogs with epilepsy… I am freaking awesome! Well, if that’s not it… then why, WHYYYY?!, does THIS person have to be in THIS elevator. He lives miles away, I don’t understa – Wait, I´ll not let my fit of rage consume me again. Maybe I´m just overreacting, it’s not a biggie…ehm, yeah, of course it’s not a..aaaa- AAAGHHHHHH! Alice! IT´S NOT A BIG DEAL! He probably doesn’t even recognize me! Snap out of it and think of a place to eat. Emm, Taco Bell? Nah, I´m not in a mood for their loud music. The Thai place by the river? *rumbling in the stomach* Uh.
Why do I feel so awkward? It’s totally normal …to be hungry and letting those around me know. Why is it so loud tho? It´s a little bit embarrassing… *elevator door opens*
