Prologue - The White Canary Seagull
A clear summer afternoon, beside the dockside at the San Francisco bay, was where a local had picked his residence for the evening. However, this was no ordinary local, this was the great Joey Hernandez and this is his story. After a long day’s work, this man soon to become legend contemplates his life, wondering about the new fast food items at the nearby Taco Bell that are soon to come in stock. However, Joey stops his train of thought to realise that his desire for hunger can not be afforded, as his family owned restaurant may be coming to a close. He sits by the dockside and contemplates some more, what can suffice for his 10th meal of the day. He pulls out his camera and goes through his homemade album of all his favourite items. He goes through the album multiple times and almost loses all hope for his 3rd dinner when suddenly, a White Canary Seagull rests his wings on the fence near the dockside. Joey the legend looks up, and his eyes glisten and his mouth waters. The legend pulls out his camera, and decides to film the bird, hoping to add it to his collection of favourite foods. While filming, the bird looks upon a legend and drops his beak, He tries to back away but the amazing presence of the Super Kool Joe brings him closer by the second. Joey stops filming and saves the tape to his collection of favourite foods and beverages. He then focuses his eyes down toward to bird, He reaches his hands towards the bird and although the Seagull is frightened, he can’t help but resist the Almighty Joey. He utters a “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE” and before the bird can react, Joey snatches the Canary by the neck, “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE” he digs into the bird, not wasting a strand of meat as he feats upon the bird who willingly gave his life for a greater cause, to suffice the never ending hunger of the Mighty Joey. After he finishes his meal, he realises that a bone had entered his throat. It had gotten stuck and he began to CHOOOOOKE. But after a few quick seconds, Joey had recovered and began making his way back to his home, unknowing of the great adventure that was about to unfold in a new chapter of his life.
Image from Joey’s First Video – “A Cannery Row Seagull”
“Is it Jogging or Yogging with a silent Y? well anyways I take a 20 minute one of those every morning, then I eat a box of MINI CHOCOLATE DONUTS”
– Revelations 4:15
