Ep 1
MOVIE — NIGHT
…. While Zee was watching this popular teens TV show titled “American night-out”….
….. This TV show is all about American drama during lights out… Just like some couple “Brian and Bridget” always in an argument over little things… Like where you should press the toothpaste and all that drama…
l, your beloved narrator, simply say I choose the “BOTTOM”, I emphasise it… BOTTOM…. Cause only a maniac will press it at the top… (Shivering)… I can’t stand that… Oh good gracious no…
Oh….well then let’s carry on with the story… Tata folks…
…. (Camera on Zee on the couch watching “ANO”)….
Narrator — Zee watching “American night-out”…
(Knock on the door)
Zee — who is it!?… I’m coming…
Guests — hey yoo!
Zee — hey yo… What’s up guys…?
Alex — do you know what time it is…?
All — it’s “MOVIE NIGHT!”… (Laughing)
Zee — common in guys…
Alex — whoa… You’re “American night — out”… oh…my…gosh that’s so sick broski…
Zee — I know right…
Jane — oh… my…gosh I’ve seen this episode… It’s where the cops’ donut fell into the toilet and he looks around to see if anyone was watching then he “PICKS…IT… UP”…
Alex — no way…
Jane — like… and do you know the funny part of it? He didn’t know they were bunch of cameras hidden…how hilarious am I right… (Laughing)
…… (Zee stares at Jane with her arms crossed)….
Jane — what?
Zee — thanks a lot “JANE” for ruining the whole show for me… Again.
Jane — Oops… My bad I’m sorry…
Zee — it’s cool… I’ll go heat up the popcorn…
Alex — oh…can you grab me a soda on your way out would ya?
Zee — aiit cool… (Cut off by Jane)
Jane — and pls some lemon aid for me, some chocolate, a pillow and a blanket cuz y’all know it’s a scary movie… and a torch cuz I’m afraid of the dark…
…. (Groaning stare at Jane)….
Zee — anything else?! (Being sarcastic)
Alex — oh yeah… Uhmm…
Zee — “YES ALEX”… (Wicked smile)
….. (Z wicked smiled at Alex)….
Alex — (sweating) uhmm… Uhmm…oh no that will be all for now… Thanks Zee…
…. (Stepping away while staring at Alex)….
Alex — phew…that was a close one…
Jane — you could have not just say anything you know…
Alex — oh really… It’s your fault you know “miss I’m afraid of the dark”… (Mimicking her)
Jane — hey…stop making fun of me it’s nor cool… you know… Alex — oh yeah… I get it… You’re afraid of the big bad wolf… “awoooo” Jane — quit being annoying Alex..
Alex — you scared scaredy cat…
…. (Jane screams and kick Alex in the… You know where)…
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…While preparing the popcorn, she heard the doorbell…
….. Ding-Dong…..
Zee — I’ll get it
Jane — duhhh… It’s your house…
Zee — thanks Jane I didn’t realise it before…
Jane — anything for a friend…
Zee — did you guys invite any one over?
Alex — oh yeah it’s….
…. (Suddenly she opened the door before Alex could finish)…..
……. (Ba’on)….
….she suddenly slammed the door in panic.
….. At the door panting….
Zee — (panting)… What is Baron doing here?!….
Alex — well… l invited him over… He said he was free and had nothing doing at the moment… So, i thought why not come with us and it’ll be great to have another guy around… If you know what I’m saying…you’re cool with it right?
….. (Z screamed at Alex)….
Zee — oh… (Sobbing)… I’m doomed… What to do what to do… I don’t know what to do!
(Sobbing)
Jane — there there….
Alex — oh, is that the soda in your hands
…. (Throwing the soda at him)….
Alex — Ouch! My pretty face… I know you did that on purpose…
Jane — Zee, just chill I don’t see what the big deal is about…… if you like him, just tell him how you feel about him……
….. (Z blushes)….
Zee — (blushes) Phff… Whahhhtttt….me…….nooo
(Panicking) that’s absurd…. How can a girl like me like a guy like baron…?
…. (Stares at her with disbelief)….
Jane — so why are you acting up?
Zee — (panicking) phfff… Acting up… Oh pls I’m not… Or maybe you’re the one acting up..
Ever thought of that… Huh!
Jane — Yeah whatever…
Baron — I’m still out here…
Zee — (opens the door)… I’m so sorry about that Baron… Pls do come in… Baron — thanks Zee, I love you hair — do by the way…. It’s cute…
…. (Zee at peak — level turning red)……
Baron — you’re watching “American night-out” whoa… Aiit cool you’ve got taste…
…. (Zee at peak — level turning purple)……
Baron — oh… This is the episode where the cop’s donut feel into the toilet and he checks around hoping no one was watching and he “PICKS…IT…UP”…. how hilarious… Cuz he didn’t expect they be a bunch of CCtv cameras… (Laughing)
Jane — Well if you look at that… I just said the same thing… Baron — Really?
Jane — Yeah…
Alex — that’s sick broskiis…
…… (laughs)……….
Zee — Can this night get any worse….
…… TO BE CONTINUED…..
