Coolest Dude Of Philly

Mama Mia Pizzaria

1610 Franklin Ave

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Yo yo, what it do? I'm Marcus and I live in Philly, ya dig? Y'all heard me right. I'm the coolest dude in this city. My peeps know what I'm talking about. I was ordering a large pepperoni pizza, when I saw this Hispanic woman come in. "Hi, can I have a large meat lover's pizza, please?" She asked.

"Anything else?" The man asked with an Arabic accent.

"Also this Coke," she said.

"$23.76," said the man.

"But this is the Tuesday special!" The Hispanic woman protested. "It's supposed to be $12.90!"

"$23.76, take it or leave it!" The Arabic man snapped.

"Ah man, I only $15," said the Hispanic woman.

"No worries, girl I got ya!" I said. I got out a twenty dollar bill, and a five, and paid for her. "You all set!"

"Oh my gosh, like seriously, you're the coolest dude!" The Hispanic woman exclaimed. "Thank you so much!"

"Of course!" I said. "You know how I do it! I look out for my people!"

"What's your name?"

"Marcus, what about you?"

"I'm Renee! It's nice to meet you, Marcus!"

"Same, baby!" I said.

"You don't pay for her, okay?" The Arabic man hissed.

"Take that!" Renee whacked him with a cartoon mallet. The Arabic man was out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out. "Gosh, what a jerk!"

"He's from Kuwait," I said. I got my pepperoni pizza, and Renee got her meat lover's pizza, and Coke.

"Here's my number, if you want to chat!" Renee said.

"Thanks, baby!" I said. "It was nice talking to you!"

"Same with you, cool dude!" Renee giggled. "Bye!" She blew me a kiss. and left.